Patrick Carr

When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like your child’s toy that only plays the hook from the Frozen 2 theme.

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

@mountain_goats Great show last night. Thank you for what was an excellent set list even without “Hand of Death.”

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

@RonDeSantis Nope. Your ad dollars were wasted. The world thinks you are a fool.

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

@AliceRHamilton I refuse to believe Limbaugh had as much fun on the same substances. I believe all evidence points to Biden having a good time.

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

@edzitron

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@mountain_goats A real bad news good news situation here.

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

@smDeWittHall Blood vengeance (light hearted)

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

@LauraRbnsn People who grew up in the 80s and 90s got a lot of “stranger danger” indoctrination in both schools and entertainment. It’s something they heard repeated a billion times while they were most impressionable.

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

@bencjenkins When this happened to me I told my child to stop talking with a British accent. Never let them think they know more about dinosaurs until they’re old enough to watch Jurassic Park.

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

@badsandwich Why even make it public? Are they trying to drive up the number of White House tours? Are they charging more for tours by advertising the chance you can maybe find your own? I hate to see this kind of publicity stunt used to drive tourism numbers.

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

@thesixler The sun shines and the rain falls on the just and unjust alike.

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

I have several thoughts about Raw Dog by @jamieloftusHELP but the most important is that I tried hot sauce on a dog based on her review of Ted’s. The book is great, but hot sauce on hotdogs has probably changed my life permanently.

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

@CaseyExplosion I would have watched the flash if Tig was in it.

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

@realemilyattack Send me the address. I’m down for farm time.

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

@Browtweaten Fine, then Larry and I won’t share our rad, new brisket IPA.

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

@NotABigJerk Centaur don’t yell. They are always calm even when raiding the Orcish nomads of the steppe.

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

@pattonoswalt New goals.

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

@nanglish Nothing in the Ohio medical board guidelines saying a dog can’t be a doctor.

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

@thesixler I have not gotten a correct order at Wendy’s in 2023. I accept this. Until they make $20/hr, I don’t complain. I just avoid the one that gave me uncooked chicken.

[Patrick Carr @thatpatrickcarr]

@danpfeiffer Except for appointing 4 more justices.