Peju of Gateauxbyshay

A soft babe working hard to live a soft life || Busy drowning in my bag, please do not resuscitate. Feminist .

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

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[Docti-ify @fueki_lee]

What exactly was stopping her from looking like this in Nigeria ?

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

Me AF

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

Washing any meat with vinegar is so odd.
Like what does it do ?

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

Skill issue.
try velveting your chicken breasts.

[Dampop ✨ @Dampop_]

Chicken breast is such a pointless meat. No matter how you season it it just won’t be sweet.

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

@RCCGworldwide @rccghq @LekeAdeboye

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

This is the National Youth Leader of the APC. Dayo Israel is a pastor with the RCCG. He was the boy that instigated “Ronu.” He leads praise & worship. He speaks in tongues as well. 🚩

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

The blood of the dead and the tears of the children will follow them tenfold , all of them and the stupid cars.
APC is a cursed party along with every single member.

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

WORD

[tomi ❤︎ @tomixoxoxo]

if your 21 year old can’t tell you about a pregnancy
idk it seems to me like you’ve failed as a parent or sibling

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

Nipple = pacifier.

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

On this breastfeeding argument.

As a Gen X/millennial, there's a high chance you were breastfed by both your mom & your grandmoms. Even without milk, babies often suckled for comfort anyway. Infact, it was common in Nigeria then, I don’t know about now tho.

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

A sport as basic as table / lawn tennis .
No special facilities required.

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

1hr Padel for 100k.
In a poverty country.

Nigeria, smh!

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

LMAO

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

LADIES
How did u tell ur parents u were pregnant??👀

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

@hameemahhh Yes now. Used to balance my plate on my bump to eat:

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

I raise you blenders that come with two jugs so one can be used to blend pungent stuff and the other, stuff like fruits, crepe and pancake mixtures.
Why do I need two blenders because I don’t want my smoothie to taste like Omi Obe ?
R and D teams need to wake up and think.

[` @ick_real]

actually you know what
why the FUCK havent we made blenders quieter, we found a way to silence guns, SURELY someone can silence a blender
please
theyre so fucking loud

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

@femiTRP Tell me about it 😂😂😂😂

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

Posted without context but those who get it, get it.

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

@femiTRP Especially when you have little munchkins 😂😂

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

@MLBaloni You should see my dms.
Something something entrepreneur of the year but small 500k must enter their account . How’s it an award if I pay for it.

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

@Fels77 So sweet 😂😂😂😂

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

@contactdeejay pick your phone

[Peju of Gateauxbyshay @Agumsy]

I don go born Type A pikin.