Ahna Butler

SLU '21

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

nobody:

older women on public transportation looking at what you’re doing on your phone:

[chu @chuuzus]

Today is officially 4 years without Rihanna’s music.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

In every scene, you are my star, @MichelleObama! Happy birthday, baby!

[Juan Temores El Mil Amores @Juan_Mplv]

No one:
Me bored af :

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

say jk after sex so you stay a virgin

[David Yingling @YinglingDavid]

Imagine drowning in the middle of the ocean with no hope and Leo DiCaprio saves u out of no where lmao

[juju❤️‍🔥 @jujuglg]

if i start holding the steering wheel from the top and lean forward just know im about to get us out this traffic rq

[‘ @roastedrants]

Kangaroo can’t stop hugging the volunteer who saved her life

[stu @rinbcage]

it is my belief that rhinos and hippos are husband and wife

[Ahna Butler @AhnaButler]

@nicoleodowd Me afff

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

If you’re celebrating Planned Parenthood’s defunding as a win for the Pro-Life movement, remember you just stripped MILLIONS of women of:

-Rape counseling referrals
-Cancer screenings
-STD testing/treatment
-Prenatal services
-Inexpensive BC & contraceptives

So please fuck off.

[e 🤍 @angelida222]

The guacamole at Chipotle persuading me to spend that extra $3

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

It's 2019 and people still don't know what a bay leaf is.

[Lexi @Ldurk33]

My biggest pet peeve ever is when people straight up don’t answer. Your plans changed? Cool, just lmk. You’re busy? Cool, just lmk. You’re not interested? Cool, just lmk. Ugly ass

[Gordy @gordy621]

So last night I hid a Bluetooth speaker in my lil brothers closet and started playing scary noises and well here’s how that went

[ugh @gIitering]

me: stop barking

my dog: