Chago Carreño

Skol!

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

Need an extended cut of The Odyssey where more weapons keep dropping from the ceiling for Pattinson to point out to the other suitors. “The nunchucks!! The Glock, get the Glock!”

[#9 @gilsrma]

“start endrick or turn into a cow”
ancelotti:

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[Lu ♡ @UnaTalPadawan]

Mi Jefe: Estás despedido.

*Pauso el partido de México vs Sudáfrica*

Yo: ¿Por qué?

[James Walker @jwalkermobile]

Boarding this morning’s flight with my emotional support trout…

[Ben Sasse @BenSasse]

i can still live another 50 years if @Mike_Pence has the courage

[Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke]

This is absolute nonsense, and Cornyn doesn’t believe a word of it.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

This is actually what Trump does every time he’s on the world stage. Including reserving praise for murderous dictators while heaping scorn on our allies. All while claiming the US holds fraudulent elections.

For which Megyn here provides ample seal claps.

[Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke]

Ah, yes. What "a lot of people were really thinking"—namely, that Rob Reiner and his wife were stabbed to death by their son because Rob had "Trump Derangement Syndrome." That is definitely what the silent majority concluded when they heard this news. https://t.co/URIDvYQB5U

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

Exhibit 4,098,128 why Trump is a terrible role model.

[David French @DavidAFrench]

This is absolutely vile.

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

Say what you will about Donald Trump: the dude never misses a chance to remind everyone he’s a self-centered scumbag of the first order. Absolute GOAT at being the worst human being alive.

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

@BlueBoxDave I'll be honest, I do not think a lot of people think that Rob Reiner was killed because of what he said or thought about Donald Trump.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

Are we going to be a country that lets a person meme and shitpost his way out of accountability for alleged war crimes, or do some things still matter?

[Tony Dungy @TonyDungy]

The NFL must get rid of these categories that are “non-reviewable”! You can’t have New York jumping and change plays saying “expedited review told us….”-and then have obvious misses that go unchanged. That’s what the review process was put in for.
We had a couple in our GB-Pitt game and it’s terrible. When you change some obvious plays and not others you create a credibility issue and that’s what we have now.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

It’s even harder to stop the tush push when the refs are against you

[Smitty Oom @OomSmitty]

I finally found clarification about the @NFL Catch Rule:
“If a player maintains control of the ball through the process of landing on the ground, it is ruled a catch. Unless they are a Minnesota @Vikings player, in which case they’re fucked by officials in New York.”

[Sarah Stone @vivalaStone]

Jags Reddit was on it tonight