Aidan Collier

✋ Hey

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I’m tired of Vitamin Water’s lies! It looks so good and tastes so bad!

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(I don’t like Jimmy Kimmel)

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Why do people give Jimmy Fallon so much shit when Jimmy Kimmel exists

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Thinking about how funny it’d be if

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@AlexisHuggins9 ☺️

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This emoji look like the Florence Pugh frown to anyone else? ☹️

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Buying shoes is stressful, you can get new pants and shirts any day but you only get one pair of shoes a year, one chance to reinvent yourself for the next 365 days.

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@AlexisHuggins9 Cool tweet 😕

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I apologize for this tweet

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Gm doctors be like ‘roll for constitution with disadvantage’

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So let me get this straight?Kanye tells us not to let him in his zone, and a mere 31 seconds later he informs us that he is now in his zone? Wtf were we supposed to do?

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@NotLarkino Just keep going man, spicy eggs slap

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@NotLarkino Chill with it. Pet it. Dog type shit

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Mane I want a hyena

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Dang I’m reading this shi- again and frankly most of my tweets are not funny. My bad y’all. Maybe this one is funny?

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What’s happening?

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9% of my tweets have included a reference to McDonald’s. (11% if you include this tweet) I don’t even really like McDonald’s that much

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“Dude just give me a medium Mac, I’m not even that hungry”

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@brennabrenbren And it’s your* I always be ruining my jokes with grammatical errors

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@brennabrenbren Elementary schools be like ‘the environment is dying and your fault.’ Massive corporations be like *phew ‘thank you US public education, that was close’