Aidan Kelly

Meh

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

Not if you’re in a 747.

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

Does anyone else get these messages every time you sign in?

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

@HallieRubenhold Did they ever find out who he was?

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

@JamesMoir10 @FranGarrity1 Bob’s ripped and you’ve ripped your pants.

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

@Clangnuts They must think we’re all stupid.

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

@Okeating @FranGarrity1 It’ll be stepped on so many times by the time it reaches the street.

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

@JamesMoir10 Shooting Bars.

[Hollie-Anne Brooks @HollieAnneB]

Why does this always happen? A mix up with the @greateranglia assistance booking apparently so there’s no rail replacement wheelchair taxi to get me home. No buses running at this time so I’m just stuck in Colchester waiting room #disabilitytravel

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

@jslovechild We were only about 14 yrs old so they just ignored us anyway, thank God,

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

The sequel’s never as good as the original.

[Mirror Royal @MirrorRoyal]

Prince Andrew 'considering second interview' to 'put right things he didn't say', claims sources https://t.co/NSqnmKBIoq

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

They can’t ban The Metro though. That’s on every bus I ever get on. That and Ridley Scott.

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

I’d only watch I’m a Celebrity if the insects were allowed to see how many celebs they could eat.

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

So let me get this right, Marty McFly went back the 50’s, fucked his grandmother, invented smack heads, then started the depletion of the ozone layer and global warming by introducing a wormhole into the earth’s atmosphere, then returned to the shit Duran Du fucking ran 80’s?

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

@Adamstoon1 He never did it, Osborne did.😅

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

@adamsherringto1 😂

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

@theharryshearer @SaHreports Talk is cheap in Poundland as well.

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

Watching Back To The Future. That Marty McFly has got more dodgy vanishing photographs than Prince Andrew.

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

@Ncknwmn @CountBinface I’ll vote for The Count only if he promises not to just recycle old policies.

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

@Ncknwmn @CountBinface Do we put our ticks in the green box or the black one?

[Aidan Kelly @AidanKelly4]

If Prince Andrew ‘steps down’ from his duties he’ll just spend all day hovering around the house.