Aidan van Middelkoop 👑

Hangovers are temporary, but drunk stories last forever

[blink-182 TV @blink182tvx]

Travis Barker x Riley Reid👩🏼‍⚕️🔥
This is how blink-182 announced their 20th Anniversary tour of Enema Of The State! 🤯

Riley recreating the iconic album cover of Janine❤️
@travisbarker • @blink182 • @rileyreidx3 ✍🏻

[Aidan van Middelkoop 👑 @Aidanvmk]

https://t.co/uLYtDeXhik

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Charlie Cox says his parents accidentally watched Ben Affleck’s ‘DAREDEVIL’ when they tried to watch ‘DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN’

“They go, ‘This can’t be right!’ I was like, ‘What?’ and he goes, ‘Doesn’t even look like you!’ I’m like, ‘Right, that is Ben Affleck.’”

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

J.K. Simmons ran into Spider-Man at the Mets game tonight 😂🕸️

(via @MLB)

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Harry comes back to life because of a blood magic loop Rowling set up four books earlier, and it's one of the cleanest payoffs in modern fantasy.

In Goblet of Fire, Pettigrew takes Harry's blood for Voldemort's regeneration ritual. Voldemort wants that specific blood because it carries the protection from Lily's sacrifice. Taking it does let him touch Harry without burning. Taking it also puts Lily's charm inside his own body.

Voldemort is now carrying the same protection that made baby Harry impossible to kill in book 1. As long as Voldemort lives, Harry is tethered to life through Voldemort's blood. Dumbledore figures this out, which is why he tells Snape that Harry has to walk into the forest unarmed.

The Horcrux is the second mechanism. Voldemort accidentally made one inside Harry the night Lily died. When Voldemort casts Avada Kedavra in the forest, the curse hits something it can latch onto: the soul fragment, not Harry. The Horcrux dies. Harry doesn't.

The willing walk matters too. Harry surrenders without fighting back, the same way Lily did 17 years earlier. That invokes the same sacrificial protection she cast. Every defender at Hogwarts now carries it. The Killing Curses Voldemort throws in the final battle stop working.

Three magical contracts stacked: Lily's charm hiding inside Voldemort, the Horcrux absorbing the curse, Harry's surrender extending the protection forward.

The Resurrection Stone summons echoes of the dead so Harry has the courage to walk in. That's all it does. The reason he comes back is that Voldemort built the loophole himself in Goblet of Fire and never noticed.

[爆笑ツイート図鑑 @N3umu]

フランスの遊戯王ファンさん、7ヶ月をかけ『3Dで遊戯王デュエルができるシステム』を独自開発してしまう

・カード認識する3600種類のチップを作成
→カードを置くと3Dモンスターが召喚される
・召喚時はカメラも自動で切り替わる機能付

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

He was complained to the administration that he drinks tea all day and does not work. Thereupon, the security cameras were examined and he was given a salary bonus.

[Shadow Monarch @sungjinwu_]

BERU current evolution got me 😂

[Jum @JesterJum]

If you're naked on your front porch and the neighbors can't see you, its rural.

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, its urban.

If you're naked on the front porch and your naked neighbor (also on their front porch) waves at you, it's Florida.

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

Thursday November 27th 💙
@DallasCowboys Thanksgiving Halftime Show at @ATTStadium for The Salvation Army’s #RedKettleKickoff !!! 🍻

[Victoria @veestuhly]

Every aspect of this cracked me up tonight @State_Champs @dereksteez @RyanScottGraham

[GRITCULT @GRITCULT]

time to lock in.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

The BEST meta joke in Invincible

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Massive respect to the camera man for getting the shocking moment at the 15 second mark

[Aidan van Middelkoop 👑 @Aidanvmk]

I’ve been to more friends funerals than weddings in the last 5 years… let that sink in on how the service industry treats you.

[HoCStaffer @HoCStaffer]

🚨Remember this Tweet?🚨

Ever wonder how much migrants get when they arrive?

Sit down & buckle up. You'll probably want to bookmark this one. Let me break it down 🧵👇

[Lil’C @C25216702C]

I came across this on Facebook and I couldn’t have said it any better.