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[Adabekee✨💕 @bekeestitches]

I wasn’t ready for this scene… Grey’s Anatomy really got me on this one. 🎬🥹

[Kai @Only1kai]

A few months earlier, he had contributed money towards buying her a new phone. She had added the rest of the money from her salary.

He told her he wanted his share back.

She said, “Are you serious? You gave me that money willingly. It wasn’t a loan.”

He said, “I gave it to you because I thought we were building something together. I didn’t know you were using the same relationship to entertain my friend.”

She replied, “So everything you ever did for me was conditional?”

He told me she eventually blocked him.

Another mutual friend made an argument I haven’t been able to dismiss:

“If a woman cheats after a man spends money on her, does she owe him a refund? And if a man cheats after buying his girlfriend something expensive, should she return it too?”

I honestly don’t know where the line should be between being betrayed and feeling entitled to get your money back.

[Ayana 🌺 @Cute_Ayana_]

Lewis Hamilton & Kim Kardashian seen enjoying life at certain private Airbnb in Santorini Greece

[Noora🌷 @Amma__tuuh]

My colleague discovered that his father had been secretly paying child support for a child nobody in the family knew existed. But when he confronted his father, his mother slapped him and begged him to stop asking questions.

[AbidoShaker @therealdotun1]

You kayaked from Ikorodu to 3MD? For country wey 112 no Dey go? Una get mind ooo

[Ines 🦋 @1inessy]

He’s got an eye for beauty in every form, appreciating every transition from chubby to fit

[naia 🌺 @cute_naia_]

I finally see the reason why Kanye is hooked on this thing. 😭

[MBZ did it concept 💄 @makeupbymbz]

One of the greatest movies ever created, you can rewatch it and never get bored

A masterpiece scene 🎬 🔥

[Baggio @Baggio2345]

CEO: “Why has our monthly transport budget increased from $8,000 to $26,000?”

Manager: “Fuel prices have increased, sir. Transport costs are becoming expensive.”

CEO: “That is a huge increase. How many company vehicles do we operate?”

Manager: “Six.”

CEO: “And how much do we spend on fuel?”

Manager: “Approximately $12,000 monthly.”

CEO: “Then what accounts for the remaining $14,000?”

Manager: “Vehicle maintenance, driver allowances and emergency transportation.”

CEO: “Finance has requested clarification three times. Why haven’t you submitted the breakdown?”

Manager: “I’m still compiling the records.”

Employee: “Sir, may I clarify something?”

CEO: “Go ahead.”

Employee: “I handle the vehicle logbook. We haven’t spent $12,000 on fuel in any of the last four months.”

[CIKA @BigCika]

Who designed this candle? 😭 Absolute genius

One flame → three flames as it burns.
The wax does all the work.

Would you actually buy this? 👇

[Ammar @AmmarIrl]

Jensen's affair partner supposedly posted their pictures on her socials almost every day... just no one thought they were real 😱

[S∆IN✞  @The_Big_Chifa_]

you live for a thousand years, and eventually aura becomes part of who you are.

[Holmms @Nyerishi]

The easiest thing in crypto is to design a system that looks brilliant on day one. The hardest part is designing one that doesn't collapse when the crowd leaves. That's the part I'd rather look at.

This is why @hypesium and @RebateLaunch are worth reading together.

@RebateLaunch builds its entire pitch around time. The multiplier goes from 1x to 1.5x to 2x over seven days. It sounds like a loyalty program. But the multiplier doesn't create value. It just determines how the existing fee pool gets split. If the trading volume drops, the 2x multiplier just means you're getting a larger slice of a much smaller pie.

@hypesium builds its pitch around speed. It fires on the pool's creation log in under 5ms, racing to land in block zero before anyone else. But winning the race to block zero doesn't guarantee a profitable exit. It just guarantees you were first. The liquidity still has to be there when you decide to sell.

One platform measures success by how long you stay. The other measures it by how fast you get in. Neither guarantees the market will cooperate.

A mechanism that works during the launch week is not the same as an economy that lasts. I'd watch three things before trusting either story:

Does the 2x multiplier on Rebate still pay out anything meaningful in week three when the volume normalizes?

Does Hypesium's simulation actually catch the complex honeypots, or just the obvious ones?

Most importantly, how much of the activity on both platforms is just bots trading against other bots?

A locked contract doesn't create liquidity. A 5ms execution doesn't create organic demand. The mechanics can only do so much.

So the features aren't what I'd watch. I'd watch whether real humans keep showing up after the novelty of the launch fades.

Design shows what the platform hopes to be. Usage shows what it actually is.

When a platform relies on trading volume to function, which metric would you trust first: the multiplier rate, the execution speed, or the actual daily active users?

[Marvimoney @Marvimoney]

My Girlfriend Asked Me To Pay For Her Sister's Wedding. Then I Discovered Who The Groom Really Was.

My girlfriend told me her younger sister was getting married.

She said her family was struggling financially, and they needed help paying for the wedding.

I didn't hesitate because I loved her and believed I was helping her family.

One evening, she approached me.

Girlfriend: "Baby, I need to ask you for a favor."

Me: "What's wrong?"

Girlfriend: "My sister's wedding is coming up, but we're short of money. I don't want her special day to be ruined."

Me: "How much do you need?"

She mentioned the amount.

It was a lot of money, but I agreed to help.

Me: "Don't worry. I'll take care of it."

She hugged me.

Girlfriend: "You're the best. My family will never forget this."

A few days later, she sent me the wedding invitation.

I opened it.

The bride's name was there.

Then I looked at the groom's name.

DANIEL.

I recognized that name immediately.

Daniel was the man my girlfriend had introduced to me five months earlier as her distant cousin.

I called her.

Me: "Baby, is Daniel your sister's fiancé?"

Girlfriend: "Yes. Why?"

Me: "The same Daniel you introduced to me as your cousin?"

There was a short silence.

Girlfriend: "Yes. He's a distant relative. Why are you asking?"

Me: "Nothing. I just remembered him."

But something didn't feel right.

I decided to make a few inquiries about the wedding arrangements.

That's when I discovered something strange.

The wedding venue, catering, decorations, and photography had already been fully paid for.

And the person who paid for everything was Daniel.

I checked the payment dates.

They were all made before my girlfriend asked me for money.

I immediately called her.

Me: "Why did you ask me for wedding money when everything had already been paid for?"

She went quiet.

Girlfriend: "What are you talking about?"

Me: "I checked with the wedding planner. Daniel has already paid for everything. So where is the money I sent you?"

Girlfriend: "I was going to explain."

Me: "Explain what?"

She became defensive.

Girlfriend: "You don't trust me anymore? I told you my family needed help."

Me: "Then why is the wedding already fully paid for?"

She didn't answer.

I asked her to come over so we could talk.

When she arrived, I showed her the payment records.

Me: "I want the truth. Where did my money go?"

She sat down and folded her arms.

Girlfriend: "I used some of it for something important."

Me: "What important thing?"

Girlfriend: "An apartment."

Me: "Whose apartment?"

She looked at me.

Girlfriend: "Mine."

I was confused.

Me: "You rented an apartment with the money I gave you for your sister's wedding?"

Girlfriend: "Daniel helped me find it."

I stared at her.

Me: "Why would Daniel help you rent an apartment?"

She took a deep breath.

Girlfriend: "Because we're planning to move in together."

I couldn't believe what I was hearing.

Me: "You and Daniel?"

Girlfriend: "Yes."

Me: "But isn't he marrying your sister?"

She looked straight at me.

Then she said something I wasn't prepared for.

[Whizz @CFCWhizzHQQ]

How can you do this to your fellow man bruh 😭

[Kabbah @theekabbah]

HR: “We deducted $850 from your salary because you refused to work on Sunday.”

Cleaner: “But Sunday is my approved day off. I informed my supervisor before the schedule was released.”

HR: “You should be grateful you even have a job. Hundreds of people are waiting to replace you.”

Cleaner: “I understand, but I cannot keep sacrificing my personal life for this company.”

HR: “Then perhaps you should consider resigning.”

The cleaner walked out in tears.

[N𝕖𝕙𝕕𝕦𝕞 @onlyCFrancisco]

He sent her money to do nails, only for her to reveal she did a basic job because she was too lazy to do them properly

[Savage K🦀 @SafSavK]

This scene took an unexpected turn!!😭😳

[FAREEDA KIRI🌹🌹🌹🌹 @Faridatu001]

Have you been throwing away POTATO peels.... Don't anymore.

1. Soak them in cold water overnight and thereafter

2. Add salt, a pinch of sugar and lemon juice.

3. Then leave the mixture under hot sun for 6 hours for the water to evaporate. After the water has evaporated.

Wrap the peels in a black polythene bag and wait for 10 minutes before carefully throwing them in a dustbin coz I don't know what you are trying to prepare.

[ÈLLIØT @ELLIOTTTTFC]

Si tu arrives à en citer au moins 5 sans utiliser Google, tu es une véritable légende du football