Kai

It be like that.

[Kai @Only1kai]

@Xgalaxiverse To see a virgin girl na by connection

[Galaxi @Xgalaxiverse]

Women will tell you, “Men only want sex,” but you’ll meet 200 virgin men before you meet one virgin girl. Funny how that works.

[KerryFilms🎥 🎬 @Tomcinima]

Giants should not be that unfazed by injury. We humans give quite the reaction to a wasp sting or a toe…. Eren didn't die because afterwards the Titan went after Mikasa, but the Titan couldn't because Eren regenerated and transformed, killing the other Titans.

Attack on Titan🎥

[Usanga @Usanga14]

I HOPE YOU GUYS WILL SURELY LEARN FROM THIS😂😂🔥🎥

[Advocate @BarrChris434772]

This Was Actually Based On A True Story In The 2011 Norway Attack, A Lone Attacker Blown Up A Vehicle In The Mainland And Went To The Island Where A Youth Camp Take Place And Continue A Killing Spree, 77 People Died. Rip For All The Victims.

Title: 22nd July🎬🎬🎬

[Kai @Only1kai]

Then he turned to the HR officer.

“Who gave them access to the original approval history?”

She looked confused.

“I thought we were supposed to delete those after payroll closed.”

Nobody spoke.

The supervisor stared at her. And suddenly, we weren’t just asking why our overtime hadn’t been paid.

We were asking why records proving it had been approved were supposed to disappear.

[Kai @Only1kai]

Me: “Why was my overtime removed from my payslip?”

HR: “Your manager marked those hours as part of your normal schedule.”

Me: “I have emails showing I worked until 11 p.m.”

HR: “Then your manager needs to correct the records.”

Me: “He told me to contact HR.”

HR: “We can’t change anything without his approval.”

Me: “So the person who assigned me the work also decides whether I get paid for it?”

HR: “That’s our process.”

A colleague beside me interrupted.

Colleague: “The same thing happened to me last month.”

Another employee turned around.

Employee: “Wait. Mine too.”

We compared our payslips. Three different employees, three different managers, the same missing overtime.

HR called the payroll supervisor.

Supervisor: “There appears to be a discrepancy. We’ll investigate.”

Me: “Were our overtime hours approved before they were removed?”

He hesitated.

Supervisor: “Yes.”

[𝑀𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓁 @Mikel_dls]

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[Kai @Only1kai]

Gotta get creative these days 😂

[Kai @Only1kai]

@Xgalaxiverse “Do you think I’m a h03?”

That’s something a h03 would really say

[Kabbah @theekabbah]

From little moments to priceless memories. ❤️🥺
Time flies! 🕊️

[Kai @Only1kai]

My girlfriend told me he started crying as he explained this to her.

Imagine being in so much pain that you have to choose between enduring it and facing memories of someone you would give anything to see one more time.

Have you ever lost something or someone whose absence still finds a way to hurt you in the most unexpected moments?

[Kai @Only1kai]

My girlfriend is a dentist, and two days ago she told me about a male patient who refused to let her treat him.

He came in with severe tooth pain, but when he realised it was a woman, he asked if a male dentist could see him instead.

She told him another dentist was available, but he would have to wait longer for an appointment.

He said he didn’t mind waiting.

Yesterday, he returned. The pain had become unbearable, and he finally agreed to let her treat him.

Before starting, my girlfriend asked him why he had been so determined to avoid a female dentist.

[Kai @Only1kai]

Something in his expression shifted before telling her that his mother had been a dentist, too. Whenever he had a toothache as a child, she would sit him in her chair and treat him herself.

He lost her in a car accident months ago.

He explained that he wasn’t uncomfortable with female dentists. He was afraid of being reminded of his mother in a place where he used to feel safest with her…

[もっつん🇯🇵 @Japan_First_RS]

ムスリム
「すみません、父が亡くなりまして……。イスラム教の教えで火葬は絶対にダメなんです。なんとか土葬をお願いできませんか？」

役所
「お悔やみ申し上げます。しかし、うちの市の霊園は条例で火葬のみとなっていまして……」

ムスリム
「そこをなんとか！ 日本の法律では土葬は禁止されていないはずです！ どうか特例を！」

役所
「うーん……分かりました！ 特例が認められるよう役場も全力で動きます！ まずは住民説明会と水質調査を経て、市議会で条例改正を……」

ムスリム
「埋葬できるまでにどれくらいかかりますか！？」

役所
「反対運動が起きなければ、最短3年後にはいけますよ！！」

ムスリム
「イスラム教は『死後24時間以内に埋葬』なんです！ 3年待ったら父がミイラになっちゃいます！」

役所
「ああっ、すぐにご希望でしたら、空港からイスラム圏へご遺体を空輸しましょう！ たったの200万円でお釣りがきますよ！」

ムスリム
「200万！？ そんな大金ありません！ じゃあ、土葬の許可が下りるまでドライアイスを詰めて遺体安置所にお願いするしか……」

役所
「安置所の保管料、1日1万円かかりますから、3年で約1100万円ですね！」

ムスリム
「……」

役所
「あの……どうされますか？」

ムスリム
「……分かりました。火葬でお願いします」

役所
「えっ！？ あんなに『火葬は神様への冒涜だ、絶対にダメだ』って仰ってたのに、本当にいいんですか！？」

ムスリム
「イスラム教には『命の危険や、どうしようもない事情がある時はルールを破っても神は許してくださる』という教えがあるんです……！ アッラーは慈悲深いから、絶対に分かってくれるはずですーー！！」

[🐻 @RealSeliim]

الناس على إنستجرام عايشين كأنهم في كوكب تاني؛ سفر طول الوقت ومطاعم غالية ومحدش فيهم بيشتغل.
إنما هنا على تويتر تحس إنك في حي شعبي؛ ناس عليهم ديون وناس عاطلين وناس بيتخانقوا مع بعض وناس بيقبضوا الحد الأدنى للأجور

[Kai @Only1kai]

@Jack_Xperience @justGoje @Nurapost That’s Arabic, bro.

[Emmanuella (Joha) 🦋 @Lifeas_Elly]

Yes o.
They make you feel indispensable until you decide to leave.
The real trap is confusing being needed with being valued.

[Drill Tales @themoviedrill]

When I was 12, my parents hired a private tutor for me, who always show me adults content after classes.

After our lessons, she would sometimes watch pornography on her laptop.

I didn't understand what I was seeing. One afternoon, I stayed behind to find out whether she would get angry if she noticed me watching.

Instead, she smiled.

Tutor: “You haven't gone home yet?”

Me: “I wanted to see what you were watching.”

She looked at the screen, then back at me.

Tutor: “You're curious, aren't you?”

I nodded.

Me: “What is it?”

Tutor: “Something you shouldn't be watching at your age.”

But instead of closing the laptop and sending me home, she let me stay and watch.

I was only 12. I didn't understand what I was being exposed to or how inappropriate her behaviour was.

After that day, I started thinking about things I had never thought about before. I became curious and eventually began searching for adult content on my parents' phone.

One evening, my father caught me.

He snatched the phone from my hand and stared at the screen.

Dad: “What on earth are you watching?”

I froze.

Me: “Nothing, Dad.”

Dad: “Don't lie to me! Where did you learn about this?”

I kept my head down.

Dad: “Look at me when I'm talking to you. Who showed you these things?”

I was too frightened to answer.

He sat beside me and lowered his voice.

Dad: “I'm not asking you to protect anyone. I need to know who introduced you to this.”

After a long silence, I finally whispered:

Me: “My lesson teacher.”

My father's expression changed.

Dad: “Your tutor?”

I nodded.

He stood up, picked up his car keys, and said:

Dad: “Get your shoes. We're going to see her.”

I had no idea what was about to happen.

[𝑀𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓁 @Mikel_dls]

The Machine is back at UFC 333, and Stake is already treating him like royalty with that 5.00 boosted odds🔥
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