𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀

`When they come, they come at what you love` — Don Corleone || I fw Movies & Series || Cross River 🌴 || If you think I am better than you, I AM 🫵🏾 || @LFC 🔴

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

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[Slick @NickStillHere]

Women don't have OG's they just have competition.

[Ben Harris @btharris93]

This is one of many reasons why China will never be a global superpower to rival the US.

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

@ShedrackSheriff Them dey use population bully everybody o 😭😭

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

Now I'm confused again. Is Mao Zedong not a dictator and an authoritarian ruler?

Why is Kylian Mbappé apologizing?

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

@theonlysalaam Wahala 😭😭

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

People who earn in dollars in Nigeria and are paid from outside Nigeria are just living a different life and lifestyle.

This is a standalone tweet. 🌚

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

@ShedrackSheriff Oh boy! This is bad. But he didn't say it in a bad way na. Which kind funny people be this self.

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

@theonlysalaam Make I hold small 100K o. 😏😏

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

Your father and your father only, wants you to do better in life and surpass him. No one else will feel genuinely happy for you than your father.

[Sideline Sync 🏟️ @sidelinesync]

Charlie Woods made his first hole-in-one and Tiger lost it 🥹

[Sideline Sync 🏟️ @sidelinesync]

Charlie Woods made his first hole-in-one and Tiger lost it 🥹

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

I understand what you mean but I hope you know that there's a whole group of people, in their millions who will only watch Uzor playing that same igbotic roles. Why? Because he is very good at it and he crushes it every time.

E dey give them premium joy and orgasm.

[R. @REkpedeme]

Uzor needs to leave the igbotic roles for a while.

I need a break from the shouting.

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

It's crazy how people have been coming for Harry Kane's wife for years and I cannot fathom the level of pressure he's under having to deal with football fans and then deal with people coming at his wife. This is beyond sad.

If a Man is happy with his wife, respect his family.

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

You're a complete i d i o t.

[CLARET CARPET⚡️ @CarpetCIaret]

This type of girl is a good stepping stone at the start of your career, but when you’re one of the world’s elite footballers, you can’t be bringing a girl like that to a Ballon d’Or ceremony with 10/10 latinas. #ballondor

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

You had to leave England to win the Ballon d’Or.

Now that's impressive and geography is key. Congratulations Harry! 🎉👏🏾

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Wow. 🏆

[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

HARRY KANE IS THE 2026 BALLON D'OR! #ballondor

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Wow. 🏆

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

Come o, e be like say no be 2026 Prado Jeep them send give Reuben Abati o. E be like na 2026 Rolls Royce o.

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

Reuben Abati: Saying President Tinubu has not done anything to alleviate poverty is not true, it is mischievous. Stop misinforming people.

Ojy Okpe: Who is misinforming people? Did I miss anything?

Rufai Oseni: Who is misinforming people? Who are you talking to?

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

@ShedyBongo Lol, I no dey rate anybody wey no be Peter Obi. Everybody dey hustle for watin them sabi

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

What exactly happened? I thought she was working for Wike and then switched to El-Rufai? Abi them no dey pay her again?

[𝑺𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝑴𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒚✌🏿 @ShedyBongo]

Ndi Kato is bitter. She's struggling to come to terms with the fact that the movement and PO can do without her

Soldier go, commander in Chief comes.

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

This is the height of føølishness. What can you DSS friend do other than raise awareness and maybe they'll find your body months after or not.

This is a new level of poverty mindset. Even if they bought the plane tickets for you, at the very least pay for your airport taxi.

[Awelewa 😍🥰❤️ @a4lasade]

I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride.

Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂

I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens.
Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂

Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂