Just got in from work and Dale doesn’t say hi or ask how the shift was. Instead i get ‘I wouldn’t go in the living room I’ve been farting all night and it stinks’ - so glad to be home 😐
Just felt like a baller giving the window cleaner a £6 tip until he turned around and said I actually still owed him £2 😂🙈 #KeepTheChange#TheresNoChange#WarraAShan 🙃
Surely I’m not the only girl not arsed the Spice Girls are getting back together? Being 5 years old and them splitting up broke my heart more than my mum and dad splitting up. They can piss off thinking everything is fine and forgotten 🙃
What a whitey it is when you’re a reb and don’t sit in your allocated seats at the cinema 😬 anxiety overload, sinky heart feeling every time someone walked in. All because I didn’t wanna sit next to a stranger 😂🙃🙈
Ever tried to go to New York but ended up going to Workington instead? So glad last night wasn’t real life and didn’t actually happen 😂 @emmalindsay1987