Melo ✨

Let Go, Let God

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

Delivery driver throws a package at a charging dog before attempting to fight the homeowner

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

nigga that was they mama😭

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

It’s a nigga posting videos talking bout all the rappers and industry niggas his mama was fuckin on while he was growing up and how it damaged him and his siblings and I think that content is overly necessary for today’s generation of hoes

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Don't think too much about it"
Me all night:

[MK @wak2433]

I found a hidden security camera pointing directly at my desk in the office and assumed management was spying on my productivity. To test my theory, I spent three days doing absolutely zero work, staring directly into the lens, and eating snacks continuously. The IT guy walked over on Friday and asked why I was blocking the motion sensor for the air conditioning.

[Lilith @liiliith0]

Artık doğum günümde insanlar beni alkışlarsa ne yapacağımı biliyorum.

[TV & Movie Addict 🍿🦋 @TVMovieAddict]

Netflix has a new movie coming out where a family gets trapped inside their own house for four years. They can’t get out, the windows repair themselves if they break them, and all I could think about was how are they going to have enough food 😂 I’d be worried about that before anything else.

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Shelter security footage from kennel 4. They call him Ghost he's been waiting for a home for 7 months. Honey arrived three days ago, too weak to stand, too scared to eat.
The volunteers put them together that night. The camera caught what happened next.

[Bhudda_Marv 🇿🇦 @AfricanMarvin]

The company I work for just promoted our cleaning lady to receptionist. 😭❤️😭❤️

[𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓮𝓷 @LastR0nin]

Uber driver seen me tryna Shazam the song and turned off the radio….

[qq @qosolqumayo]

me and my cousins apologized to the uber driver for being so loud and he said “don’t worry i have two dogs so im used to it”

[♥️ @LdotNatalie]

I thought they were stealing your jobs

[س🕷️ @svbrwnd]

J’ai eu le plus petit client de la journée, un petit garçon de 8 ans venu avec toute ses économies (9,45€) pour acheter des fleurs pour sa grande sœur car je cite : « elle est très gentille avec moi » ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[never better @wiremxther]

sent $300 to a girl for mutual aid to help her stay in her apartment and she killed herself the next day

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

I’m sorry but he definitely would’ve fooled my ass lol

[ANM. @_anm_xyz]

I got a couple homegirls that’s on that, don’t worry

[Doc Em🕷🇪🇺 @DocEmUK]

Dear @British_Airways
My daughter has been on a plane on the ground for 3h now. Not your fault. But the staff can’t give anyone any water because the card machines only work once airborne. That’s a bit silly isn’t it?

[PaulBettany22 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @QuantK22]

Told a guy on the train it’s too hot to be wearing a Canada goose in this heat tryna joke and he pulled out a knife

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

Tropical storms in the UK uno. Island gyal. Island gyal.