Michon Impossible

I guess I'm a snowflake... A pretty pretty snowflake!

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Just got back from dropping off my only child at college for her freshman year. Sorry, this is the most recent picture I could find of her.

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Some mean people taunt me for still making songs and albums. Well, I wish them luck. Because one day they may suddenly be in my position where people are saying “Hey, Crawl in a hole and shut up”. I don’t think I will. And I hope you won’t either.
#AntiBullyingWeek

[Michon Impossible @Aislindeva]

@DougBenson It depends on the amount of useable tooth material left... I think it’s a sliding scale that she goes off of

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Last year, 4 members of the Walton family of Walmart made $12.7 billion in 1 day.

It would take a full-time Walmart worker making $11/hr over 653,000 years to make that much.

Thursday, @RepRoKhanna and I are introducing legislation to make Walmart pay its workers a living wage.

[Michon Impossible @Aislindeva]

@frazsimo @IllegirlAlways @realDonaldTrump @frazsimo At least it’s not a blown-outta-control “shitshow” like in the US. Our borders are nowhere near as unsafe as the crazy Trumplicans believe!

[Michon Impossible @Aislindeva]

Yup... I’d really appreciate it

[val @valfromtexas]

@realDonaldTrump I suggest you build a wall..around yourself , that would make the rest of the world a better place! It would have to be a big wall, but smaller then the one you wanted on the border of Mexico, so you might have the budget!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The antidote to government by a powerful few is government by the organized, energized many. This National Voter Registration Day, make sure you're registered, vote early if you can, or show up on November 6. This moment is too important to sit out.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If Brett Kavanaugh refuses to withdraw from consideration for the Supreme Court following these two very serious allegations of sexual assault, then the Senate Judiciary Committee must postpone any votes on his nomination until a full and fair investigation is conducted.

[Michael Avenatti @MichaelAvenatti]

Why are Mr. Davis, Sen. Grassley, etc. refusing to hear from Mark Judge. He is likely the most important witness in the process and yet they are attempting to hide his testimony and prevent the truth from emerging. He should be subpoenaed to testify NOW so the truth can be known.

[Michon Impossible @Aislindeva]

Yes my little Lemmings watch your God of Idiocy and await your next outrage!

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

THE GOP REMINDS YOU THAT BRETT KAVANAUGH IS COMPLETELY INNOCENT OF THE CHARGES -- AND THAT IS WHY THE FBI MUST NEVER EVER EVER INVESTIGATE THE CHARGES -- WATCH HANNITY AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTION

[Michon Impossible @Aislindeva]

@mschlapp Wait I wasn’t aware Dema were even allowed a SC nom... remember how you idiots stone walled them for over a year and are now pissed because your seat needs to be confirmed before you lose the house... oh yeah

[Michon Impossible @Aislindeva]

Oh @colinmochrie ... I love you and your way with words

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

If I was in Kavanaugh's shoes and really did know I was innocent, I would hold a press conference and beg the FBI to investigate the matter and tell the Senate to take as much time as necessary questioning me.

Kavanaugh is not acting innocent.

He's acting like Trump acts

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

If Republicans have blocked an FBI investigation, bullied Dr. Ford, & tried to "plow right through" & put Brett Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court – all while holding onto credible information about a second sexual misconduct claim – then this isn’t a confirmation. It’s a cover-up.

[Michon Impossible @Aislindeva]

#thatsnotyours #thatsnotyourseat #steakfordinner gregbarnes713 #meowmeowkittensurprise https://t.co/Jtt7rJ6M3J

[Michon Impossible @Aislindeva]

Have a HOPPY Thursday! #bunnypuns #bunny #angora #frenchangora #Violatte https://t.co/ZWLPqQmPDt

[Michon Impossible @Aislindeva]

Come see me! https://t.co/Vl6OuhnuFW

[Michon Impossible @Aislindeva]

So this totally happened last Sunday in Reno! #dougbenson #renotahoecomedy #legobane @ Reno Tahoe Comedy https://t.co/fthD28HCdS