Hlumelo

The nature of life is such that if you allow it to flow, life is a beautiful experience. If you hold back, it becomes misery.” — Sadhguru

[Hlumelo @Aizen8black]

Classic 😆

[ScamSnifferAlert @ScamSniffers]

Can buy an egg mayonnaise sandwich from Woolworths at R33 or a Woolworths’ share at R28. Buy the share not the product!

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

Finally card payments in Taxis.. now I can sit on front seat 💺 😌

[Hlumelo @Aizen8black]

@utdshoot @UtdBlake_8 Yes

[Hlumelo @Aizen8black]

Agree

[Blake @UtdBlakee]

🚨Sergio Ramos on Jude Bellingham:

🗣️ “Bellingham is the best midfielder England has ever produced, past or present.

I know people will disagree, but I’ve watched the great English midfielders and I’m taking Jude over all of them.

His mentality, technique, physicality and ability to control games at his age are ridiculous.

People can bring up Gerrard, Lampard, Scholes or Beckham, but Jude has something different.

If he stays at this level, his name will be above every English midfielder when history is written.

And yes, I know this will upset a lot of English football fans.”

[Scrumming Flyhalf @scrumming_ten]

😋😋😋😋😋

[Hlumelo @Aizen8black]

@News24 These headlines are clickbait for engagement on social media

[Hlumelo @Aizen8black]

@JoyManganye Hayi

[Jackson @jackson_rem]

R818,000 (NSFAS): Sibongile Mani gets a 5 year sentence.

R745 million (Eskom): Michael Lomas gets a suspended sentence.

South Africa doesn't just have a crime problem, it has a credibility problem in the way justice is dispensed.

[Lulu @bongyluaziey]

She isn't wrong. Cartoons have no business having LGBTQIA characters, as it is cartoons are what shapes children's mind and they mimick what they see cartoons doing.

[Rose Smith @itsrosesm]

Absolutely 💯

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Gym progress is weird.
You look the same every day... until one
random Tuesday.

[Sunflower @Sunflowerreal]

The funny faces that Andrea is talking about 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
#MadlangaCommission

[Just Posting Ls @MomsPostingLs]

Accountability realtime lesson

[Hlumelo @Aizen8black]

It was paid for Madueke

[G @Gideoomatic]

Football has gone down a dark path if no one is willing to take a €50m 'gamble' on a talent like this

[G @Gideoomatic]

Football has gone down a dark path if no one is willing to take a €50m 'gamble' on a talent like this

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

Kamala Harris didn’t lose in 2024 because she’s black or because she’s a woman.

She lost because she’s retarded. And she’ll lose again in 2028.

[kickoff @Trollkickoff]

🚨 Real Madrid's masterclass in squad building.

💰 Spent: €175M+

• 🇪🇸 Marc Cucurella — €55M
• 🇳🇱 Denzel Dumfries — €20M
• 🇫🇷 Ibrahima Konaté — Free
• 🇵🇹 Bernardo Silva — Free
• 🇨🇮 Yan Diomandé — €100M+ (reported)

💰Generated from La Fábrica: €148M

• 🇦🇷 Nico Paz — €60M
• 🇪🇸 Víctor Muñoz — €25M
• 🇮🇹 Mario Gila — €15M
• 🇪🇸 Álvaro Rodríguez — €12M
• 🇪🇸 Álex Jiménez — €12M
• 🇪🇸 Chema Andrés — €6M
• 🇪🇸 Rafael Obrador — €5M
• 🇪🇸 Fran García — €4M
• 🇪🇸 Mario Martín — €3.5M
• 🇲🇦 Yusi Enríquez — €3M
• 🇪🇸 Jacobo Ramón — €2.5M

€148M generated by academy graduates. Almost 85% of the club's transfer spending covered by La Fábrica alone.

This is why Real Madrid remain the gold standard of football management. 🤍🏆

[Revolutionary Gangsta💚 @RevoGangSta777]

This one would be quiet the entire day, then at exactly 15:30 he'd say:

"Good afternoon, Sergeant. Please go to File 3, Annexure B, page 57, paragraph 84."

From there, bese eyaqeda ngawe. 😂🤞🏼

#MadlangaCommission