Patrick Aizpurúa 🇺🇸🇵🇦

Data analyst (Python, C+, MATLAB). Mechanical, electrical and automatization engineer. Chess FIDE master.

I usually comment on chess, movies and random stuff.

[Patrick Aizpurúa 🇺🇸🇵🇦 @AizpPatrick]

Análisis de datos (1ra parte): Como utilizar Python para obtener toda la información de propiedades de bienes raíces desde Encuentra24 y enviarlas a un archivo Excel descargable, hilo🧵:

[Millennial Mentor @milenialmentors]

Un amigo se fue a Estados Unidos después de la pandemia persiguiendo el sueño americano. Cada vez que hablábamos, no paraba de repetir lo mismo: “Aquí sí se puede hacer dinero”. Buen sueldo, carro nuevo, compras sin pensarlo demasiado, oportunidades por todas partes… La semana pasada volvió definitivamente y le pregunté qué había pasado. Fue sincero y me dijo lo que muchos de los que se van no se atreven a decir:

[splunky ~ saw twice 4/10!! ~ @chngbnwife_]

@cinesitcom Mamdani WILL return for avengers doomsday

[Owen Lewis 🇦🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Owen_LewisKraus]

@MarvelLATAM 🕸🕷

[palen 🇦🇷 @valentingomez11]

La verdad que a mí no me da risa, entiendo que messi monetiza su imagen pero justo en la mitad de un mundial? Ustedes vieron cómo lo sacó a volar Spiderman por Nueva York? Es un peligro, podría haber lesionado a nuestro mejor jugador batman jamás haría eso

[IVAN | IA @ivnways]

La IA es una puta locura.

Rock Lee vs Gaara en live action hecho con Seedance 2.

Se harán muchas películas solo con IA en los próximos años.

[Patrick Aizpurúa 🇺🇸🇵🇦 @AizpPatrick]

Remembering that time gringos started projecting their shitty politics to a Panamanian road closure

[Battle Beagle @HarmlessYardDog]

He’s serving a 48 year sentence in Panama’s La Joya / La Nueva Joya prison complex.

[Diana Kristinne @DianaKristinne]

Compelled to RT this picture every time it pops into my TL, because it's such an insane thing to have happened. If it was in a movie you'd think it was too much.

[Mujeres Out Of Context @MorrasOutOfCont]

En twitter Brasil hicieron toda una historia relacionada a Naruto y la selección brasileña.

Endrick siendo excluido de la selección por ser el jinchuriki de Pelé con los personajes de Bee Nicius y Orochimar Jr JAJAJAJ

Es el mejor meme del mundial 😭😭😭

[Dunkel🌶️ @DunkelMort]

🚨INÉDITO: CBF consegue, com sucesso, utilizar o corpo de Neymar como sacrifício para trazer a alma de Pelé de volta por meio do Edo Tensei para ocupar seu lugar na seleção.

O Rei do Futebol retorna para disputar sua Quinta Copa do Mundo, com a última que ele havia disputado sendo no México em 1970, há 56 anos atrás.

[AI Panda @AIPandaX]

A guy was ready to drop $1,500 on a new OLED TV because his 3-year-old Smart TV was freezing up and took 5 seconds just to respond to the remote.

He unplugged it. Deleted old apps. Cleared the cache. The lag kept coming back.

He went to Best Buy to get a replacement.

The home theater installer in the blue shirt stopped him: "Before you spend a grand, let me show you something."

He grabbed a remote and shook his head.

"There are 8 hidden tracking settings throttling your TV's processor right now. Manufacturers turn them all on by default. Nobody tells you they exist. Let's fix this."

Here's what he showed him in the next 8 minutes. 🧵

[Ayushi @ayushi32974]

Nobody told you airlines have two prices for every flight. The price they show you. And the price they hope you never find. $1,190 flight. Paid $141. $1,049 difference. Same seat. Same day. Here are the 7 prompts that found it: (Save this before disappearing).

[John Layfield @JCLayfield]

Why they playing a football game during a Bad Bunny concert?

[Hoosier Pants @hoosierpants]

I will be boycotting the Turning Point halftime show as @KidRock is an illegal immigrant from Canada. I, like all true patriots, will be watching the real halftime show performed by an American citizen in Bad Bunny.

[Patrick Aizpurúa 🇺🇸🇵🇦 @AizpPatrick]

@ChrisSa56233081 @OfficialCSAF @usairforce @grok Brigadier General Jones. 86 AW CC from 2022-2024.

[KFC España @KFC_ES]

KFC ofrecerá pollo frito a cambio de dinero.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[sofia @badbunita]

No paran de llorar por esto pero por qué pretendemos que los gringos siquiera ENTIENDAN algo

[Ace Panda @AcePandaMagic]

This is how some of yall be treating Raising Cane’s