Aj Withcombe

I’m just a soul whose intentions are good.

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@beverleyturner Definitely not you. I’ve been hounded for 8 weeks now by @Apple telling me that I’ve run out of memory in my iCloud. I’ve deleted well over 50 gig of stuff and they still tell me to “buy more storage”. I’ll just buy a memory stick and stop buying their cloud space.

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@rickygervais Please do another one, but have it say Merry Cuntmas

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@UniversalORL If it wasn’t incredibly difficult to move to Orlando from the UK, I’d be there tomorrow!

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@TheMonologist “You’re a handsome devil.. What’s your name?”

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When you order @JackGrealish from Temu!

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If @elonmusk buys #MSNBC it’ll be the greatest trolling ever!! Oh, and extremely funny.

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Ermmm!! Congratulations @realDonaldTrump… #USAElection2024 #PresidentTrump2024

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@ShiiineOn_ The One World Orchestra (KLF) - The Magnificent

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@CommodoreBlog Had the greatest soundtrack of any game!

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@TheBlueDodger @FabrizioRomano Oh Christ! That means Chelsea will spend 11 weeks, adding £2million every week, until Arsenal stick in a £115million bid, prompting Chelsea to shit themselves and offering £125 million (the actual asking price), 2 days before the start of the season! #CantWait 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@JoeyAmarin @Tommo127 Whoa there clever cowboy! Looks like your precious “landmark”, was under attack from a devastating orange netting!! #Evac

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@JoeyAmarin @Tommo127 Landmark is a slight exaggeration!

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This changes everything!!

#BruceAndChuck #Wham #FunnyVideos

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Referee #AnthonyTaylor is one of those people in every company/business that is completely inept and fucking useless, but somehow avoids the sack and magically gets promoted!

Also see : Cunts, in the dictionary!

#cfc #ChelseaVsManCity #FuckingAnthonyTaylorAgain

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Anthony Fucking Taylor! How the fuck does that man keep getting Chelsea games?! The game will fall into complete chaos.

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@SoVeryBritish A mate called his first goldfish ‘Turbo Terminator’!

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@kieranjohng If he’d just been his usual grumpy Scottish self, carrying around a half bottle of Bells, he would’ve been much more intimidating.

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@kieranjohng It also doesn’t help that Dougray Scott, is the least threatening “bad guy” in action movie history!

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@HipHopHistoryGy Flavor Unit MC’s - Roll With Tha Flava

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@kieranjohng I do hope that fridge let you take something good out of it in respect to your politeness?!