Good morning to everyone except the man who watched his girlfriend carry 4 shopping bags, her purse, and a coffee while he walked beside her empty-handed.
One thing about Cristiano Ronaldo:
Even when he doesn't score, the entire stadium is watching him.
That's a different kind of presence. 🐐
Agree or disagree?
My roommate boasted that he and his girlfriend always split date nights 50/50.
"Equal partnership," he said. "We alternate paying the bill."
I asked, "Where do you usually go on her turns?"
"Oh, wherever she wants! I usually pick steak places on mine."
I looked down at his draft beer and sighed.