Akash Bajaj

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Richer than god and still selling out to the gambling company. Sad as hell

[Peer Richelsen @peer_rich]

it needs a dashboard showing how much cash you carry around too

[David @DSP4150]

Giving up the Search for Immortality and settling for Trying to Dunk is a real shoot for the moon, land in the stars moment

[Dan Devine @YourManDevine]

I don't much care for all of this, but I do think there is something kind of relatable about realizing you can't *actually* become immortal and thinking, "OK, second-best option: tomahawk dunking"

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

type of notification that comes up when you’re showing the girl of your dreams something on your phone

[topical fuck storm 𓅃 @frank81832264]

We should add THC and adderall to it and create the Fifth Loko

[Akash Bajaj @AkashB_]

@kushalbyatnal anyway you can refer me to Instinct so I can bump up the waitlist?

[liens of new york @liensofnewyork]

-30% and we'll still never get a headline this good again.

[cozy @cozymaximalist]

Crypto bros after winning their first battle in a six-month war against the S&P 500

[yigtrades @yigtrades]

You know you're down bad when you start researching what the company actually does

[Fireball sommelier @Sheehan_Sports]

New advanced stat used to track rounds unlocked today.

[Josh Evanoff @JoshEvanoff]

We were robbed of 10 seasons.

[Ben @adudetrading]

When my bro asks me what the company actually does that I made him buy

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Dropping this commercial before your first official season as top dog and AVERAGING A TRIPLE DOUBLE lol

[™️Marcus  @TheMisterMarcus]

His “rebrand” is talking after getting caught. Unbelievable. 😂

[Newton Bus Driver @newtonbusdriver]

Wasn’t gonna drink tn but can’t let Brad drink alone on his first night back

[Brett Usher @UsherNBA]

deadliest off-hand ever?

[lynk @lynk0x]

The Market immediately after I sell.