You don’t follow the internet like I do

We are not insane. Don’t let go. We know what is acceptable behavior and what isn’t. Justice is not always served, but justice is not the arbiter of morality.

[You don’t follow the internet like I do @Akermaniac]

@FOX9 No way in hell he should try and stop that fire while making minimum wage with no insurance. I love that he obviously found it hilarious though

[Terry Moran 🇺🇸 @TerryMoran]

We’re all supposed to pretend this isn’t happening a lot?

How does this make us look to the rest of the world?

[You don’t follow the internet like I do @Akermaniac]

@RepBrandonGill It’s 2026 my guy, yall beat the “furries in classrooms” thing to death like 8 years ago and it wasn’t happening then either

[You don’t follow the internet like I do @Akermaniac]

@JacsonBevens After taking a nut shot foul tip earlier in the inning! Johjima vibes 💪

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Are they mad they had to disown David duke now??

[You don’t follow the internet like I do @Akermaniac]

@FoxNews @BillMelugin_ How dumb are Fox viewers who don’t see he’s been saying the EXACT thing for 4 months?

Have you not realized he’s a snake oil salesman yet?

[You don’t follow the internet like I do @Akermaniac]

@GovBraun Well this is a slap in the face to all the single parents out here who have been forced into it against our will.

How about “homewrecker awareness month” to decry people like Trump and Hegseth who have broken up their family multiple times?

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump posted his Iran "Documents of Surrender" fantasy on May 18. Then again May 26. Then again just now. Verbatim. Three times.

Surely the third time's a charm.

[You don’t follow the internet like I do @Akermaniac]

@FieldGulls Rams are washed. Stafford is gonna turn into a pumpkin, Puka is gonna get canceled after a holocaust denial rant while high out of his mind, and Garrett is going to break Tyler Higbee’s nose with his helmet during training camp because he calls him a terrorist

[You don’t follow the internet like I do @Akermaniac]

@colinokeefe @RyanDivish @PuckSports Yes, this exactly. It’s painful to watch Rock blow a stellar Miller start, where he could clearly go another inning or two.

[You don’t follow the internet like I do @Akermaniac]

@bennyjohnson “Yes but 30 years ago……” 🤦‍♂️

[You don’t follow the internet like I do @Akermaniac]

@MiMiLooLooTx @DemocraticWins Paxton was impeached by REPUBLICANS you dummy lol

[Alex Prompter @alex_prompter]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[Owen Wheelson™ @Quadcarl]

@StephenM Why are you guys so obsessed with people’s sexuality?

[You don’t follow the internet like I do @Akermaniac]

@daveweigel Did you see what it was in response to?

Don’t be a horrible person, you won’t get horrible responses back.

[You don’t follow the internet like I do @Akermaniac]

@LauraLoomer @StephenM In response to Miller calling a senate candidate trans, as a slur.

You don’t see a problem with that? Just the Dem response?

[You don’t follow the internet like I do @Akermaniac]

@jr_delecto @THINKFL0YD @CathyYoung63 Tariffs, climate, energy, healthcare, USAID, all social services, military intervention, abortion.

Almost *everything* except for weed, and POSSIBLY gay marriage.

[You don’t follow the internet like I do @Akermaniac]

@jr_delecto @CathyYoung63 You guys actually tried to lynch Mike pence because he was too liberal, what the fuck is this nonsense 🤣

[You don’t follow the internet like I do @Akermaniac]

@WolfBronsky @CathyYoung63 We know you hate the black guy, you don’t have to speak in riddles

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

This is one of the most psychologically revealing things he’s ever said. Consider that we’re supposed to be his “friends.”

“I don't like friends that become very successful. I like people that are just OK. Even if they're terrible, I like that, too. I hate like when I have lunch with somebody that's really, really successful. I hate it. Because he or she is bragging about how great they are. And I hate that when they do that. Because they stopped me from talking about the fact that I became president.”

[You don’t follow the internet like I do @Akermaniac]

@0xTroyTrades @BetaOnBlack @Shane00 Who does the KKK vote for today? Hint:

https://t.co/Att5VcMBAs