Ge🌎Spar🔭an📐.

Geospatial Engineer | Land & Engineering Surveyor. 📡🛰️🌐.

Entrepreneur 💲💵💸.

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[Ge🌎Spar🔭an📐. @AkimMutunga]

Too heavy for @AnneWaiguru to bear.Thus she calls it a Quit..Lesson well served. Great minds don't get intimidated.whatsoever!

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Anne Waiguru v King Kaka. Let us meet in Court if we must. In the meantime, Wajinga Nyinyi. ^DoS

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Parenting has no manual. Drunkards have raised priests, holy families have raised drunkards, chiefs have raised thieves, peasant farmers have raised doctors, and rich men have raised beggars. Success is relative, so don't judge other people's children.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Gentlemen, standing before you is none other than Mpenzi Chokuu a.k.a Malaya kwa Ubora Wake. From a distance, any sane man would think this is a fine, soft-spoken slayqueen imported directly from Seychelles for bwana Kasongo. But behold, Chokuu is a man with a Fully matured Makagare, na inasemekana amebeba muzinga hapana machesoo.

Chokuu was once an ordinary hustler in Kisumu doing construction jobs. But as you all know, mjengo life is harder than passing a sobriety test after a weekend in Juja. Today you’re carrying cement, tomorrow the foreman is insulting your entire bloodline because you misplaced one brick.

When life became unbearable, our boy packed his small bag, two jeans, one Arsenal jersey, and dreams of survival, then headed straight to Mombasa to become a beach boy. One afternoon while applying sunscreen on tourists & pretending to know German, Chokuu was approached by an elderly mzungu man who had retired from Ikus and upgraded to team Sundus.

The old man flashed some euros. Chokuu looked at the money, looked at his economic situation, looked at his sitting apparatus and said “Wamuthede ni fire si fire.” Our boy accepted the deal at a lightning speed. He told himself one small trip to Dogo Kundu area wouldn’t hurt compared to the suffering of maisha ya hustler.

But my brothers, what started as survival slowly became a full-time profession. Chokuu became so dedicated to customer service that the old mzungu decided the young man deserves a promotion. Next thing you know, his visa was approved!

From carrying simiti in Kisumu to becoming an international export in Germany. Immigration officers approved his Visa very fast because of his Occupation as an Advanced Backside Consultant,, Chesaa!!

Unfortunately, life is unpredictable. Six months later, the old mzungu kicked the famous bucket and went to meet his ancestors in Sayuni. Chokuu was left stranded in Germany with no sponsor, no plan, and rent waiting like a hungry landlord in Mukuru kwa Njenga.

But our boy refused to go back to poverty. He simply said If life gives you lemons, upgrade the business model.

He went for hormonal injection to lower his testosterone, did a BBL procedure to increase mafrrrrrrmbanya & did a plastic surgery to install silicone boobs. Our boy transformed so much that men now lose concentration immediately he passes.

Today Chokuu is one of the most outsourced trans Milaya in Germany. Appointments are fully booked like NTSA during driving test season. Men are spending euros left and right thinking they found a premium European babe, only to discover they’re dealing with a former Site operator wa Kisumu affordable housing Phase 2.

Lemme tell you Maina, this Kasongo economy has forced many people to change careers… but Chokuu changed departments, operating system, and even motherboard. Aki ya Mungu hii ni mambo Kanii. Anyway, kama kawa siku zote sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Larry Madowo’s relationship with Edith Kimani is likely to last a very long time because they both live in separate houses. They only meet when he wants to supply her with high voltage electricity. Even our grandparents used to live in different houses, and that’s why they stayed together till death did them part.

These days, partnerships seem to work best when everyone has their own space especially when kids are not yet involved. Gentlemen, this might just be the secret formula to peace, long life, and low blood pressure.

No arguments over wet towels on the bed, no interrogations about why you came home at 11 p.m, and no being sent to buy onions in the middle of a football match. Love her deeply, spoil her properly, but let everyone sleep in their own kingdom. Sometimes distance doesn’t kill romance, it keeps the batteries fully charged. Stay guided son.

[...jakaBABA. @karoba_john]

His son is cruising in a 100M car while your child gets 40 bob for capitation then you still yap tutam? Kwani mnakulanga mavi????????

[Joecool @Joe_Cooel]

When people attend meetings at State House, they are given between 5,000 to 10,000 shillings a DAY, but a CHILD in a Public Primary School has been ALLOCATED 95 shillings for a WHOLE TERM.
Kindly just VOTE this REGIME OUT!

[SinCara♡ @dombwosque24823]

Ruto gave our passport to the RSF,wiped 11B from SHA,sold Kenya Pipeline,diverted Billions from E-citizen to a private account,scrapped Linda Mama and now Free Education,crippled the health system,nigga has stolen even trees amongst other things…when will all this be enough?

[Eric @amerix]

Everyone is waiting for your downfall.

Everyone is waiting for the right condition to insult you.

Don't give them the opportunity.

Tighten your boundaries and close the doors.

[Eric @amerix]

1 bag of cement is Ksh 1,000.

Ni mbaya!

[The Married Woman @MarriedWoman101]

A lot of marriages end because we keep listening to the wrong voices: especially bitter family members and miserable single friends.

Their “advice” sounds caring, but it plants seeds of doubt, comparison, and division.

Protect your marriage like the treasure it is. Stop letting outsiders audition for roles they were never meant to play in your home.

[Mwirigi Wa Kibaki @KingOfMeru]

Senator Okiya Omtatah has taken the battle to the High Court with a petition that could change Kenya’s history.
Omtatah argues that of the Sh9.11 trillion borrowed between 2014 and 2024, only Sh2.57 trillion was legally approved by Parliament through Appropriation Acts. He alleges the remaining Sh6.54 trillion is "odious debt" money borrowed unconstitutionally, never appearing in any budget, and never benefiting the people.
The petition specifically targets USD 7.1 billion in Eurobond debt, asking the court to declare it null and void.
In recent sessions, the IMF has attempted to plead diplomatic immunity, seeking to be struck from the case. Omtatah’s team has countered this, arguing that an international organization cannot commit "economic terrorism" by funding illegal processes and then hide behind immunity to avoid accountability.
The Chief Justice has assigned a multi-judge bench to determine this case, acknowledging that the question of whether a nation can repudiate "illegal" sovereign debt is a matter of supreme public interest.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

It is easy to say,

"If a woman with whom I have children cheats, I will chase her away."

These are simps saying it. They talk tough behind the keyboard but back in their houses they coil like millipedes.

Do you think you will just wake up and chase her?

She will report you to your employer and you will lose your job.

You will be arrested for assault and end up in prison.

Be tactical and intentional.

Be strategic and wise.

Use 48 Laws of Power | Law 22.

Your exit plan from a chaotic marriage was written the day you married her.

If you didn't have the exit plan, you will suffer in those chaos.

This post is for MEN, not boys.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Pray for your fellow men.

I do this every morning.

Men are silently in pain.

A man might look jovial but, he is in pain, tears, betrayal, struggles, and wasted years.

If we hold a man's hand, and light up his dream, we are lighting up the future.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

In any marital disagreement,

Always listen to the MAN.

It is the man who is telling the truth.

The woman is using emotional blackmail to tell her story because today the world believes in tears more than the truth.

Woman = tears.

MAN = truth.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Waken Minds 𓂀 @wakenminds]

Men without degrees built this.

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

Kenya is a crime scene. It's only fools like you and me that pay taxes. This is pure nonsense.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

It took 4 years for William Ruto to bring down our country.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

That boy who planted 2,400 trees or is it 24k in 24hours,

Did more for the Environment, than the Girl who dry humped a Tree while wearing one panty for 72 hrs (gross violation of coochie)

But you won't see that boy being invited to State House or hyped by media

Gender my ass!

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

Njugush was ahead in this game, all his Supa Metro buses are under his mother's name.

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

SHA software cost 3 Thika Roads , yet patients still can’t get basic care. Priorities are completely upside down.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

My brother @AlikoDangote ,I come to warn you as a kenyan,and as a citizen of the republic of kenya who knows this man William Ruto personally. You must not at any given point,regardless of how humble it sounds,believe anything that comes out of this mans mouth. He lives and survives on PR

His impact to this country has been negative,extremely negative. Just taking loans stealing 70% of it and injecting the rest to projects he never finishes. So even the money he is promising you,we dont have,its just more loans. This man will stab you in the back any time. The oil refineries you want to bring to kenya,he is going to arm twist you so that he can be a major shareholder. He does it all the time. He has greed this country has never seen before

I tell you this as a fellow business man who understands the hardships of injecting capital to businesses with nothing but hope that it will work. William Ruto is not your friend. For Museveni I do not know,but Ruto I am certain. This man has sabotaged all the national resources in kenya, like the LPG storage facility in Mombasa,then sells it to a private company, (Asharami Synergy) in this case,which is owned by him via proxy.

So,I must caution you,Doing business with this man,is like breeding a python as your pet. It will swallow you in your sleep.

That is william Ruto for you!