Akintunde

[Giftyyy🦋💙 @Giftyyy_divine]

If one day I end up with kidney issues, I’ll know it’s from all the days I overdosed on strong painkillers with tears in my eyes, begging for the cramps to stop.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

When they move abroad as immigrants - they make friends based on visa categories. They don't even date below their visa categories. 😂

When they're on Twitter, the reiterate that stratification. small accounts vs big accounts. 💀

I reflect a lot on our ideological design, as a people. Nigerians are morally bankrupt, culturally deficient and rooted in faux elitism.

This is why some markets exist for us, because they can take advantage of that shameless insecurity - and I genuinely don't think the reason is poverty.

I've visited other poor countries. These countries do not see cars beyond what they are, a means a transportation. They don't see restaurants beyond what they are. They don't see dates beyond what they are.

Something fundamentally is wrong with us.

For us, it isn't even enough that we succeed - it is important that other fail, or don't succeed as much as we do. It is important for us to have an edge other others. It is such a sick attitude.

Person A has one house. Person B has two houses. It isn't enough that they both have roof over their heads - Person B innately subclasses Person A.

You should also to hear from a Nigerian gym goer that you're not "man enough" because you don't bench as much as he does. 💀

As segwayed as these analogies are, they are rooted in the same proportionality. It points to the same mental illness.

Who did this to us?

[Giftyyy🦋💙 @Giftyyy_divine]

They should be administering epidural for menstrual pain o. Cos omo wtf😭😭😭

[Akintunde @Akintunde__]

@ozzi_euro @bigNenye @GetVideoBot

[Akintunde @Akintunde__]

@DaRune_official He said "this".. He was very specific 😂

[Akintunde @Akintunde__]

@oboy_jay @comradify

[Akintunde @Akintunde__]

@davido Elemi 9+!!

[Akintunde @Akintunde__]

@ASUU_NGN @ASUUNGR Una dey craze abeg

[Akintunde @Akintunde__]

@ASUU_NGN @ExplainThisBot

[Akintunde @Akintunde__]

@uitesfanbase You dey pick song for Kizz Daniel vs Adekunle God, you're picking a song that Kizz Daniel is featured on.. DJ come still dey play Kizz Daniel part. Okay nau 😂

[Akintunde @Akintunde__]

@samqlevG @YemiTheSync @antigravitylite Who's surprised now?

[Akintunde @Akintunde__]

@shumiiiima2 @wizkidayo @temsbaby #GRAMMYs say otherwise

What you gon do? 😆

[Akintunde @Akintunde__]

@SuccessfulMayo4 @jada3_p Better no get heart attack 😂

[Akintunde @Akintunde__]

@KheenGB Unpopular truth 😂

[Akintunde @Akintunde__]

@ANNONYM40035577 @RecordingAcad @arooj_aftab Isn't she black too?

[Akintunde @Akintunde__]

@YSNMiracleboi They're too bitter to receive it

[Akintunde @Akintunde__]

@Biggy1901 @RecordingAcad He's good, no doubt. But OBO better.

[Akintunde @Akintunde__]

@hypemanterri Kk