Brian

Emancipate Yourselves from mental slavery.

-Bob Marley.

[Brian @Akombe_]

This is around May 2025 at 8 months after moving to another location and expanding the business.

[Brian @Akombe_]

@dcijuja How it started Vs How it is going.

#progress

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenyans can now download and print birth certificates online, ending the need to visit Huduma Centres to collect them.

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

The person who controls distribution often earns more than the person who creates the product.

[Dj Tadgue (Taj) @tadgue]

I’ve seen this guy evolve from buying cars that had to be moved by a flat bed to this
Growth in my books👏

[Weapons Daily @WeaponsVault]

Senior Chief Petty Officer James Hatch of the Navy SEALS was hit in the femur by the Taliban.

He was seen sucking a Fent Lollipop to help the pain. The military no longer uses these and has since improved pain management

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Every man's dream is to see his daughters get married and start families in their prime. Seeing your daughter ameanza kufura tumbo at your household must be heartbreaking man. I understand why men die earlier than women.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Doing this in America, at a World Cup game would do so much for this guy.

[•Mel•🏂 @DrMel_]

The lack of talking is compensated by being extremely observant.. You’d be a clown to move funny thinking they haven’t clocked you

[DOK @NGIRIRO]

After this expose i have never looked at those trolley the same way. Napenda tumbo yangu joh.

[Irungu Nyakera, CBS @wnyakera]

While an undergraduate at Stanford University, I had a crush on a Lebanese graduate student called Maya. We spent a lot of time together and one evening, after unsuccessfully trying to reach her all day, I went to grab a drink at the Graduate Lounge at around 8pm. There, I found her in a very cozy position with Larry Page, the founder of Google.

At the time, I was deeply disappointed in Maya. Today, with Larry worth about $294 billion (roughly KES 40 trillion), I have decided to forgive her.

[LowRes @LowresWB]

Is he charismatic? No

Is he funny? No

Does he disappear into the role? No

Is he a good actor? Not really

But we get 100 movies a year where he plays the 5th main character anyway

[chief sọm @chisomholic]

Africans are masters of having useless talents that help nobody nor solves any of humanity's problems. 😂

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

When your Hommies get rich before you do, cut them off until you catch up.

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐒.🧸🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @chelsznn]

To get any book you want on the internet, type the name of the book followed by doctype:pdf

E.g The Alchemist doctype:pdf

[Jason Terry @jasonterry2024]

Arabs got the best PR team in human history. They’ve been disgusting, r**pist, anti black s**mbags for thousands of years, but we perceive them to be an oppressed group because of Palestine.

[Brian @Akombe_]

@wilbrownkaris01 @JmJuma1 😂 😂 🙌

[Skeka @realskeka]

In such a situation, You don't stop, you'll be killed. You just come with the same speed and when nearing apply emergency brakes so that the car will drag and push them forward, instead of going over them.

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

War is over now:

U.S. bases in the Middle East are gone, Iran is getting paid billions, Iran will now charge Hormuz tolls & Israel was forced to withdraw from Lebanon.

🇮🇷 GREAT JOB IRAN!

[koupé tèt boulé kay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇭🇹 @leebbees]

koupé tèt boulé kay

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Those who bought the Safaricom 5G Routers

[Justin Liverman @the_cia_hacker]

i figured it all out:

- rid your body of parasites
- retain your semen like the salt of a battery
- after 33days the cerebral spinal fluid fills up to the pineal gland
- the pineal gland is sensitive to electromagnetism

something something