As my father used to say, a frown is just a smile that's been rotated 180 degrees on its x axis, assuming the origin is located at the longitudinal midpoint of said frown.
If I were NASA I think a good bluff would be to announce we found aliens but we seriously doubt their pastries are delicious, in hopes the aliens out themselves and send us their best pastries 🌌 🥐
Lord, save me from the sins of my tongue and the flaws of character that fuel them. Make my words honest (by taking away my fear), few (by taking away my self-importance), wise (by taking away my thoughtlessness), and kind (by taking away my indifference and irritability). Amen.
I’ve tried & failed to find words today. I keep coming back to this convo with my sis this AM. She & her husband teach HS on the same campus & now they actually have to discuss how to make sure at least one of them gets home to their toddler. We should not be living like this.
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Lord, I don’t want to confess my sin only out of external compulsion. I want to look at the costly love of Jesus until I am sorry not just for the consequences of this sin but for the sin itself and how it grieves you. Only then will it lose its power over me. Amen.
There’s an overwhelming smell of dill pickle in the men’s room. I suppose this is better then normal, but still not best. I prefer Daisy’s. #work#bathrooms
I think pre-marital counselors should incorporate the Google Arts and Culture app. It really shows a side you’d never think to look for. So many pieces of work.