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Tomorrow is a disease. Today the vaccine.

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@vineet_mausam Thank you sir

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Sir planning to run Sinhagad marathon tomorrow morning at 6am. Will it rain in the area from 6-10am. @vineet_mausam

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Why is Pakistan & South Africa allowed to wear a jersey colour of the grass? So difficult to spot fielders. @ICC @bhogleharsha @cricketworldcup

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The world would be a better place if women ate after every 2 hours!

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@mrsfunnybones making a comeback!?

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Sunsets make you wish a thing like Time Machine was real

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Life can be as simple as your wife wants it to be.

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Can @imVkohli imagine the kiwis doing the Haka before a cricket match?

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Being late should be illegal

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A man’s true character is revealed by the explore section of his #instagram

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Theres no point talking to feminists. I want to talk to the man in charge of them.

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@highrealities Gap re khotardi

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Girls who teased me in school for applying powder to my face (which my mom did) don’t go anywhere without makeup now. How the turntables you wall putty uglies?! @highrealities

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Cakery will be the name of my Bakery

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If I were a DJ I would play, “your salary is credited” audio, just before the drop! #totalmadscenes

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Love it when kids just yell NO in the face of the person they don’t want to talk to. Why did we stop doing that.

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My wife is a total fun police

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What does it say about @Nike fitting since Nadal keeps pulling out his shorts from his crack in front of the whole world. #FrenchOpen2022 #nadal

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I think old people go a little crazy because they realise they saved up a little more than they need. And that their kids are idiots.

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I always make my wife carry the heavier grocery bag because I don’t underestimate women! #sharetheloadbabe