Akshita Sharma

[Akshita Sharma @Akshiteshwar]

@flyspicejet Thanks for the reminder and a mental note for me to potentially take another mode of transportation than have to take a @flyspicejet flight ever again.

[Akshita Sharma @Akshiteshwar]

Ever wondered why @flyspicejet is doing so poorly? No? I had forgotten as well but got a lovely reminder this AM. Taking a red eye to be able to attend my best friend’s mum’s funeral, I had to choose @flyspicejet because no other option, really. Biggest mistake.

[Akshita Sharma @Akshiteshwar]

@flyspicejet There were passengers who refused to pay and asked for their tickets to be cancelled. I would have too, if not for the urgency of the situation. Way to go @flyspicejet, thanks for the absolute lack of empathy at a time one would expect at least a shred of understanding.

[sanjubobbygeorge @ramachandranesk]

None of my intelligent (130+ IQ) friends eat paneer. They only consume paneer selectively and rarely e.g. at a formal dinner or when their legitimacy as a vegetarian is in question, but they almost never eat paneer spontaneously in their own time. This has been a long term consistent observation, but today confirmation came. A new meta-analysis showed time spent eating paneer per day increases exponentially with lower IQ, with drop off to near 0 minutes at 145+. Paneer consumption is mostly appealing as a way to fill an otherwise vacant mind that has no interesting thoughts and minimal goal-directed behavior. Intelligent people find stimulation from thinking about problems and doing things, not from chewing on rubberised milk protein matter like some sort of depraved gymbro in a pure vegetarian restaurant.

[Neerja Shah @Neerjargon]

Most men will never understand what it feels like to be stared, groped, m*sturbated at or taken pictures of in a bus/cab/train/public space etc. Day or night. And fellow women, it's great that you're safe but don't be blind to what could happen. Stop tearing other women down.

[Ravi Saraogi @saraogiravi]

Hello Mumbai! 👋

I'm thrilled to share my perspective on the exciting new era of Enterprise #AI at #CX Socials on Feb 9, 2024.

The legendary Sunil Gavaskar will join us to share his valuable insights, in what promises to be a memorable evening!

https://t.co/Jh3wpWk4fL

[atrophy wife @ivadixit]

Nothing has ever screamed WE ARE IN OUR THIRTIES more than my fellow thirty to thirtyfive year olds wistfully posting photos of themselves at 21 on their instagram stories.

[X 🔻 @xainabs]

Desi men be screaming from rooftops for normalisation of polygamy & then having a total meltdown on a divorcée, who has a son, settling down with a man of her stature, in a halal way. Degrading women for every choice she makes is the only way left to reclaim their false manhood.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

today is the only day you can retweet this..

[Mehar Khursheed @curlistani]

why do people keep threatening feminists with a life spent among cats? how many cats have murdered women or committed financial abuse against them or left them when they are terminally ill or been violent towards them or made them have children against their will? 🐈 >>>>>>> 🗑

[Akshita Sharma @Akshiteshwar]

@otherwarya I've got 1 plastic chor

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Selena Gomez reacting to Chris Brown being nominated at the #VMAs.

[Akshita Sharma @Akshiteshwar]

Not my cat whacking me in the middle of the night to get up and play with her when she's LITERALLY passed out in the shape of a ball the WHOLE. DAMN. DAY.

Actual picture for reference.

[Jemma Wilson @JemWilson84]

🚨I AM AT THE AIRPORT AND THERE IS A GIANT RABBIT IN A STROLLER I REPEAT A GIANT RABBIT IN A STROLLER🚨

[Akshita Sharma @Akshiteshwar]

The SRK/Jawan FOMO is real 😭 but I'm not paying 700 bucks for a) front row seats and b) a weekday show, no sir absolutely not.
The sheer audacity of PVR/Inox and the other ek thaali ke chatte batte.

#JawanDay #chorPVR

[Akshita Sharma @Akshiteshwar]

This is in my notifications & umm, i'm sorry but how many years I've been on Twitter/X is definitely NOT the first thought in my head when you say #MyXAnniversary

I know, still late to the party but I have 59 followers (lol) and no one really cares so a girl can rant in peace