Amber Kukla

shit’ll buff

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I’m about as subtle as a neon sign

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A customer walked up to me yesterday and just stated “You just look like a girl who would be single”

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@damonmellmer5 Thank you

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Alcohol is cool

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@ZeppelinTrevor Obviously

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@ZeppelinTrevor Shit will buff

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@isak_dinesen14 Obviously

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@KellyKukkonen I don’t like this adult thing one bit

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I was bored and I.....idk if I can even say it... but I cleaned, on purpose. No procrastinating just cleaned. Weird day.

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Lost the Pringle’s cap so obviously just had to finish the rest of them

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@Haessig14

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Being in your 20’s is odd. I threw up from a hangover at 3 in the afternoon after saying goodmorning to my neighbor and then went onto Facebook to see an engagement post and a pregnancy announcement

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What I look like when no cute boys are talking to me vs as soon as a cute boy sends me a snap

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Update : the water park was closed and I may have threw a slight fit #WelcomeToYour20s

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Called my mom to tell her I was getting ahold of adulting all while drinking chocolate milk and eating pizza rolls off a Disney plate while getting ready for the water park

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My mom can’t remember I haven’t eaten condiments in 22 years but always can remember my drink order

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If my customer service voice gets any higher I’m pretty sure only dogs will be able to hear it

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@brooklyntop213 Because obviously you do

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It’s funny cause my mom thought I called her a lot before I moved in alone 😂

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I know one day I’ll be thankful to look this young. But right now getting asked if you’re 16 at 22 stinks