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Just serving the shape-shifting master of darkness

[NQF8Stay 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦❤️❤️ @8LoveStaySKZ]

Please don’t make your trauma ours ✋🏾… We know what we are doing

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

Coz they killed all their opps. Has Spider Man even got the don that licked down his uncle??? How you got super powers but your uncle got touched, I’m a normal human and all my uncle’s are fine

[Ax3l @Al3xGone]

Frank Lampard is the Cameron Jerome of managers.
Untouchable in the Championship but when he gets into the Premier League you're left wondering how he's still employed.

[Kingtana 🏟️ @QuintanaRechaza]

Pero hermano te quisiste ir del City hace un par de años porque eras suplente, el Atlético Madrid te pagó una fortuna, armó un equipo alrededor tuyo y dos años después hacés berrinche porque no te quieren vender a un RIVAL DIRECTO teniendo 4 años más de contrato. Indefendible.

[Ax3l @Al3xGone]

Leclerc would rather finish 21st if number 22 was the other Ferrari than 2nd behind his teammate.

[adam. @utdAdams]

This is the worst signing Utd have made in the 21st century. It’s not Sancho, it’s not Antony. It’s this guy. An embarrassing net negative from day 1 and it’s even worse considering the hounding De Gea got despite not being anywhere near this level of shite.

[Alex Goldberg @GoldbergCFC]

Every time Man Utd show the slightest sign of being back, they make sure to clear up the misunderstanding immediately.

[mont @closertowinning]

the doctor that cleared musiala

[Babanla @biolakazeem]

What's wrong with comparing him to Lukaku? He's scored almost 400 goals, played for some of the biggest clubs in the world, won titles and is his country's record scorer. If Madjo goes on to have anything close to Lukaku's career, he'll have done well.

[adam. @utdAdams]

Listening to the way John Terry & Frank Lampard speak about Mourinho really shows how much football culture has changed. Terry genuinely sounds like he would’ve forfeited his life for José. You just don’t get the sense that players today are anywhere as arsed.

[Babanla @biolakazeem]

Utterly brainless moron.

[DrexUnited @Livetalkfootbal]

All players are set to return after a break following their World Cup exits.

Youri and Lammens were knocked out on 10 July, went home the next day and only returned to Carrington on 30 July — 19 days, just two days short of three weeks. Youri in rehab.

Portugal left on 6 July, so Bruno and Dalot will report back this week after almost a full month (27 days). Brazil also exited on 5 July — Cunha is already on 28 days.

England returned home on 16 July. That’s only two weeks and four days ago. Not even the full three-week FIFA-recommended break, yet somehow with Mainoo we draw the line?

Not playing at the World Cup doesn’t mean he doesn’t deserve the rest. It’s a long season ahead — he needs it.

[Rakesh Kumar @Rakeshhkumaar]

They call it a “free market” until you trade outside the dollar, nationalize your resources, or elect a leader Washington doesn’t approve of. Then come the sanctions. Then come the coups. Then comes war. Suddenly, “free market” means following Washington’s rules.

[Ronald D. Mexicuh 🇵🇸🪂🔻☭ @notronmexicuh]

Ask him about his views on Palestinians.

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

Kenya is no longer beautiful even for the birds.

[adam. @utdAdams]

I urge my fellow United fans to find the full 90 of this game and peep Phil Jones’ performance. We had an all timer on our hands but his body failed him.

[marie @astou_jolie]

One thing I have noticed in Africa is: the poorer the country, the richer the politicians. And the people don’t seem to be bothered enough.

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

🇵🇸 ❤️💛🇪🇸

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The real reason why Sorloth didn’t pass to Haaland