alexa (:

[KiddingButNotKidding @ImKiddingButNot]

A week off of work just is not long enough. #Imkiddingbutnotkidding

[Ruth Esther @Rdeichnotdyke]

Having a playlist of sex songs.. @WeSpeakSlut

[Party Slut Problems @partyslutprblem]

#AllGirlsWantIs a good party and a hot guy #partyslutproblems

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(732): Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(614): I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(508): I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(416): He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.

[alexa (: @al3xaa]

oh wait, yes i am... #kiddingbutnotkidding “@partyslutprblem: I may be a party slut, but I'm not a dirty slut. #partyslutproblems”

[Party Slut Problems @partyslutprblem]

So should we fuck now..or...? #partyslutproblems

[Shameless Girls @shamelessgrlprb]

the only concussion I'm okay with getting is one that is the result of hitting my head so hard against the bedframe #shamelessgirlproblems

[Shameless Girls @shamelessgrlprb]

the nights you go out and you're sick of dudes and like "fuck boys" and then that's what you end up doing #shamelessgirlproblems

[Shameless Girls @shamelessgrlprb]

why is it "fuck bitches, get money"? it should be "get money, once you have money you're more likely to fuck bitches" #shamelessgirlproblems

[Shameless Girls @shamelessgrlprb]

why send nude pics? that shit's all bad. i just say "uhhhhh just come over and see it in person?" #shamelessgirlproblems

[KiddingButNotKidding @ImKiddingButNot]

There's always one side of the hair that curls better than the other. #Imkiddingbutnotkidding

[WeSpeakStoner♕ @WeSpeakStoner]

Cool story hoe. Suck it one more time. #WeSpeakSlut

[WeSpeakStoner♕ @WeSpeakStoner]

In honor of black friday, tonight my clothes will be 100% off. #WeSpeakSlut

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

I can’t tell if I want you to text me more, or stop texting me all together. #sluttygirlproblems