KiddingButNotKidding

Seriously, I'm serious...

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@2blu4us @DanRather @sarahcpr The sprinkler systems are exploding in apartments. You are so far offf and heartless. This hasn’t happened since the 1800s.

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@courtlanw Nope. Not for hours.

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@AmericanAir Thank you!!!

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@AmericanAir - first you lose my “priority” bag - now I’ve been on hold for over an hour. What is happening?! I need help!! #firstclassislastclass #americanairlines #horribleservice #cannotbeliveihavetotweettocomplain #angry

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I think Hawaii should buy everyone on the islands a drink of their choosing - on the state.

[David French @DavidAFrench]

Live look at Hawaii emergency alert office:

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Good question...

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Not a kid in sight 🙌🏼 #firstdayofschool2017 #thankgod #kiddingbutnotkidding

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Thank god kids are locked 8 hrs a day now. #firstdayofschool

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#royalbabynumber3 finally 28 years later I get some recognition #kiddingbutnotkidding

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Boy or girl? I bet regardless it will be fucking rich and famous 🙄 #royal #RoyalFamily #kiddingbutnotkidding

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As if everyone in my fucking feed being pregnant wasn't enough.... #RoyalBaby3

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Wtf is #NationalCheesePizzaDay and who's bringing me five? Apartment Penthouse 1

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Hat season is here. I'm never washing my hair again #fall #kiddingbutnotkidding

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But FALL- I gladly welcome the opportunity to stop shaving my legs #kiddingbutnotkidding

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Summer- I fucking love you. Don't go. #kiddingbutnotkidding

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What even is labor? Do you have to have one of those "job" things for that? #LDW #LDWeekend #kiddingbutnotkidding

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LDW weekend is over... and I'm still doing zero labor today. #kiddingbutnotkidding

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#LDW thanks to those who do Labor so I don't have to #kiddingbutnotkidding