AlPikeVandriver

[AlPikeVandriver @AlPikeVandriver]

@Ticketmaster I have been trying to contact you for issuing tickets that I have paid for. I require an order number to use the online form. The issue is I have no order number.
Please help

[Eastern Daily Press @EDP24]

An air ambulance was called to the University of East Anglia campus after a person was found unresponsive within its grounds. https://t.co/mGAeAH5nPD

[AlPikeVandriver @AlPikeVandriver]

I've been watching Today in Parliament whilst shooting a porn scene. Still got MY job.

[AlPikeVandriver @AlPikeVandriver]

FFS, I was straining the boiled pomegranate seeds through the fine chinos and I cracked a seed. Christmas ruined.

[AlPikeVandriver @AlPikeVandriver]

@PatrickEFriel Have you tried the library? They have them there

[AlPikeVandriver @AlPikeVandriver]

I have had the first part of injections of toilet duck, feel okay but not looking forward to getting the bill.

[AlPikeVandriver @AlPikeVandriver]

When the world is falling apart, run like fuck

[AlPikeVandriver @AlPikeVandriver]

This is true but it's not them, it's us.
There is no them without us.

https://t.co/VH0gmvMLdM

[AlPikeVandriver @AlPikeVandriver]

Debate in the office about if something can be "less than harmful" would you help please @susie_dent