Patrick E Friel

Interested in music, food, politics and comedy. I generally wander around looking baffled.

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@k8_lister Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the suicide…I mean other side.
Not as fun as it seems.

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@robpalkwriter @DocPhoenix Saturday Night’s alright for Toasting!

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I’m 59 and have the metabolic age of a (thinks logically) 59 year old!
In other surprising news I have the face and body of a 59 year old and the feet of a… well, you get it.
What’s your favourite meaningless metric?

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@AndrewPRLevi All of the above, and more, depending on who you ask, probably. Apologies for the least helpful comment!

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@BBCRadio3 @StuartMaconie @bbcproms @BBCSounds Have a banana!

[Good Law Project @GoodLawProject]

🛑 #StopTargetingMe 🛑

Political parties will spend the next month using your personal data to compete for your vote.

Did you know you’ve got the legal right to stop them? Here’s how ⬇️
https://t.co/eJqk9NAp1b

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@youngvulgarian The number of times I settled for fast food! This is the type of European influence, the lack of which, leaves us impoverished!

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@rhodri Yes, but are you being followed by Madeleine Lefevre? She appears to have no interests or opinions. To have piqued her interest is a personal achievement!

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@ThebestFigen @fuzzymittens Not Norfolk in the UK I’m guessing!

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@Chris_SactoCA Maybe go in with a mask and some sandpaper!

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@rhodri I was going to say that the new Saw movie franchise had lost its edge, but there was something in my eyes!
Lovely, and a merry Xmas to you and your family! X

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@rhodri I tried a similar fix a few years ago, fully researched on the internet and at a fraction of the cost of professional repair. Needless to say it went off pop and had to be replaced! I envy you!

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@MartinSLewis Is 20 tasters sufficient to make the results statistically significant? Was there adequate ‘recovery time’ between tasting different brands. A decent S&V crisp binge will render your tongue inoperative for the afternoon!
Please send me 46 bags of crisps, I’m happy to help!

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@robinince @BBCRadio4 @BBCSounds @ProfBrianCox @russell_kane Take your child to work day?

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@JaneyGodley When the say the children are the future, is it these children?

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@rhodri I didn’t have the heart to show her Pogles Wood.

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@rhodri Brings back memories of my daughter ignoring my box set of Bagpuss!

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@terrychristian Clothes Airer, or airer.

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@terrychristian Sour grapes will be in short supply!

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@AdamRutherford The hours must fly bye!