Don’t blow my sharpener.

Verbs are happening to nouns and adjectives are just being.

[Don’t blow my sharpener. @AlWandaabz]

I’ve been told I’m an old soul before and out of the conversations I’ve had with people, here is a thread of magical experiences I think we’ve missed out on as a generation. Feel free to add yours 🧵

[Don’t blow my sharpener. @AlWandaabz]

Japanese Spitz

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Gun to your president's head, Name a wild animal.

[Don’t blow my sharpener. @AlWandaabz]

Fresian Cow

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Gun to your president's head, Name a wild animal.

[Don’t blow my sharpener. @AlWandaabz]

@jrobah A concert you can’t walk around in is not a vibe. Sasa imagine kuambia watu wakusongee uende bar ama washroom ni kama uko IMAX 😂😂

[Don’t blow my sharpener. @AlWandaabz]

We went for Kunye, we were rained on and we had the time of our lives. Hii indoor arena haidonjo.

[Blankets & Wine @blanketsandwine]

#blanketsandwine is moving INDOORS to the Kasarani Indoor Arena 🙌🏾🤩

We’re creating a more comfortable experience for you while still bringing the same music, energy and good vibes you love 💃🏽🕺🏽

Use code TASTELIVES for KES 1000 OFF your ticket purchase

Limited tickets available and once we sell out, we sell out, usikubali kuachwa nyuma 😎
#tupataneblankets #itsalwaysagoodtime #yourtasteliveshere

[Don’t blow my sharpener. @AlWandaabz]

@walubengovich It’s the same way if you read the Bible without assuming you’d be an Israelite, you realize that it’s a collection of genocidal horror stories.

[Don’t blow my sharpener. @AlWandaabz]

This line of thinking invokes the notion that people who die were somehow undeserving of that deity’s grace.

[Muli || The Traveller 🇰🇪🇹🇿🇺🇬🇷🇼 @muli_brian_]

Ukiona umepanda gari ukafika destination ukiwa safe just thank God for life mahn 🙏🏻

[Dotun A. @dotunonamission]

That period when you slowly start hating your co-workers and where you work.

[yujiro @Yusto680876]

Millennials ndio reason employers wanalipa watu hata 8k, those mfs can even work for free 😭😭

[Big Daddy L💿 @Colonel_edu]

Kama unaenda KAZI Leo fuck you, collaborating piece of shit

[Don’t blow my sharpener. @AlWandaabz]

In my free time, I am a political dissident.
I will wear a sufuria on my head, beat it like a drum and shout #RutoMustGo every chance I get.

[Don’t blow my sharpener. @AlWandaabz]

@KatheuNzyimi The look is fire and the funny thing is because of the materials used… Apple won’t admit the pro this time is more fragile than it has been. The corners of the pro are prone to losing color and chipping due to them not doing Titanium bodies anymore to achieve that color.

[Masika. @Masika_039]

Ukiwa na Salary ya 30k unafaa kuendesha gari gani

[Don’t blow my sharpener. @AlWandaabz]

Our coffins will be light 😅

[mio @curemagik]

i masturbate after finishing my assignments as a reward but now i’ve pavloved myself into getting horny every time i do assignments

[Don’t blow my sharpener. @AlWandaabz]

VW Touareg R50 🤭 very good financial decision here @alexmwanzo is it not? 😂😂

[Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH @BernardKavuli]

Which car is preferable, easy to maintain and has low fuel consumption?

[Don’t blow my sharpener. @AlWandaabz]

@mutindiisanicon @Brianmbunde @ntsa_kenya The most disgusting part is how uncoordinated and miscalculated his checkers looks. No pre-planned moves and anticipated gaps. Just swerving behind anything in front of him.

[Don’t blow my sharpener. @AlWandaabz]

@alexmwanzo Itakudinya a small one… alafu uambiwe timing cost ni same na a running mkiv. 🤣🤣

[Don’t blow my sharpener. @AlWandaabz]

Bluetooth settings imejaa list ya your dream cars as paired devices 😐 ya gari yako inajiita BT-CAR

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Haha homeboy alipewa IG username akapatana na Bendera kama 16 kwa highlights 😂😂😂

[Don’t blow my sharpener. @AlWandaabz]

Death is an extant form of life. I can’t die in any way that matters. I am just a collection of atoms. I am nothing now.

[Don’t blow my sharpener. @AlWandaabz]

The Lozi word for Victoria Falls is “Mosi Oa Tunya” to mean "The Smoke that Thunders”. I also use this word to refer to my friends cough after he hits the blunt.

[Don’t blow my sharpener. @AlWandaabz]

@alexmwanzo You and poor or fast and Kia are words that shouldn’t be in the same sentence