Admiral Grandé

I'm not your fan

[Yator @yator___]

Done for the week, open to ALL degenerate activities

[Billy, The GOAT @_CrazyNairobian]

"Kuna mtu hapa kwa ploti ashawasha bangi"

[Admiral Grandé @Al_chemystt]

wezere😂

[𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚎🦄🇰🇪 @ohkabura]

Nimevunja sambaza leo😃

[Sippy @LeviathanGunha]

One time I was hanging out with white folk and they were all planning a trip to Japan, and I was like "I can't go I don't have money" and they were like "Dude just ask your parents"

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Now Ruto wants you to be part of a “national conversation.” He wants public participation. He wants to hear from you.😂😂

He even said young people will be at the centre of this conversation. Which young people? The ones your administration killed? The ones you and your Interior CS were ready to shoot in the legs? The ones who can’t even freely tell you where you’re going wrong because they’re afraid of being abducted?

Funny how quickly things change. During the height of the 2024 Finance Bill protests, the very people he now wants to engage were also dismissed as criminals. Today, we’re suddenly important enough to be consulted. The irony is impossible to miss. All over sudden Ruto has realized you the people have the POWER🙌🏾

Yesterday’s speech told us everything we needed to know. This man has no plan.
Just fake strength, teleprompters and A million lies🚶🏿‍♀️WANTAM!!

[Waithira_Thuo @thuo_waithera]

We will never repay Omtata even in a thousand years. What a man!!

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

After 8½ years of advocacy & litigation I recovered the 843 acres (341.2 HA) piece of government land in Busia County from fraudsters who had stolen it and I restored it to the public. ... {Nasewa Land, a thread}

[Sheryllisa @Sheryllisa52263]

Didmus ametupea Mia mbili, Mia mbili na hiyo pesa tunaekea sifuna kwa paybill yake🤣🤣🤣🤣 Didmus hallloooooo.

[miia @miiagarro]

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

[Admiral Grandé @Al_chemystt]

@Brianmbunde 😂😂😂

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Ukitoa the word Vietnam kwa hii speech ya Ruto, inabaki hivi.

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

When you’re discussing Spider-Man: Brand New Day at the dinner table and one of your relatives tells you. “How about finding a brand new job?”

[chase @_chase_____]

it sucks that the only way to become someone’s best friend in adulthood is by defeating their childhood best friend in a trial by combat

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Speaking during a development cooperation conference in Sweden, former CBK Governor Njuguna Ndung'u said Kenya's President has overrun state institutions, leaving officials to comply out of fear.

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

Kenya power, can we have the blackout today please at exactly 7:00pm?

[Eric Latiff @EricLatiff]

OMG!! 😳 😳

[Mwendwa @Kelvinmwendwa__]

😩😂

[𑣲𝓳 @luvvraq]

this is top 3 funniest vids on the internet

[Paradox:DOOMSDAY @ParaDox_Dd26]

This is how Marvel introduced Chadwick boseman Black panther to us