Benjamin Balch

Seeking a new perspective through my lenses

[Benjamin Balch @AlaUmbra]

@Fat_Electrician Had a coworker that was just like this.

No degree, working the physical hands-on technician side instead of the mental "inventing" engineering side.

Claimed they should get equal credit and recognition for following instructions on how to build.

I was dumbfounded 🤯

[Benjamin Balch @AlaUmbra]

@MaryTilesTexas Domo arigato, Mr. ROBOTO

Pretty sure I'm fluent enough, I'll translate lol

[Benjamin Balch @AlaUmbra]

@Savysummer @SpiderMan @SpiderManMovie Witteraly Spiderman, you guise

[Benjamin Balch @AlaUmbra]

@MaryTilesTexas Thank God for that 🙏

[Benjamin Balch @AlaUmbra]

@DonutOperator @Awk20000 Probably wrote half of his name at the end

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

The European mind could not even comprehend this.

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

Gm--🇺🇸

[Benjamin Balch @AlaUmbra]

@VividVivka ... might need to wax a bit first, but sure

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

Happy Friday everyone!

- Bungie devs owned the chuds and are now working at McDonald's

- Supergirl is universally hated, even by the gay Hollywood journos, and is guaranteed to flop

- GTAVI going full digital, costing $80, having content locked behind paywall, being a console-only game is hinting at a videogame crash

- Citizen Vigilante is overshadowing Supergirl with ease

- Destiny is dead, and Marathon is up next

- Marvel Rivals is tripling down on their male audience with the Black Widow swimsuit skin

- Captain America denies the existance of Sam Wilson in Marvel Tokon Fighting Souls and is based

- Christian countries are winning the world cup

[Benjamin Balch @AlaUmbra]

@catturd2 I'm sorry, might?

That's a direct confirmation

[Benjamin Balch @AlaUmbra]

@MaryTilesTexas Need to go to a Rangers game soon, that stadium looks massive 👀

[Benjamin Balch @AlaUmbra]

@MaryTilesTexas Definitely an uncanny resemblance 👀🤔

[Benjamin Balch @AlaUmbra]

@japan_nobunaga My first was a Glock 17. Still have it, too

[Benjamin Balch @AlaUmbra]

@madcap412 There's making a Control sequel? Oh, I'm buying that over GTA 6, no question

[Benjamin Balch @AlaUmbra]

@Mrgunsngear Don't forget the poor employee that had to clean the restroom after she blew it out from eating directly off a public gym surface 🤢🤢🤮

[Benjamin Balch @AlaUmbra]

@TheJoeySwoll Fast forward to when she's blowing out the toilet from eating straight off a public surface 🤢🤢🤮

[Benjamin Balch @AlaUmbra]

@DonutOperator Can attest to the sushi, some really good stuff. Never had grocery store sushi before, but HEB does it right!

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Millennials will understand

[マサキタケオ @takeo1945]

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