Alabaster

Cited expert.

[Alabaster @AlabasterWyt]

@jordanwalker_02 @BENZOTOOIE You say that LIKE ITS A BAD THING!

[Alabaster @AlabasterWyt]

@Drebae_ What's this we shit?

Elon might be an African American, but he isn't black.

[Alabaster @AlabasterWyt]

@BaruchH1977 @DefiantLs What's another dead goy?

[Alabaster @AlabasterWyt]

@data_atx Flu is cold for monkey pox because airmen are homosexuals.

[Alabaster @AlabasterWyt]

@VividProwess

[Alabaster @AlabasterWyt]

@WojciechKo62746 @Cctvphotagez Yes, this isn't the frame where he is pulling the trigger

[Alabaster @AlabasterWyt]

@Cctvphotagez When you let them intrusive thoughts win

[Alabaster @AlabasterWyt]

@Ally_Sammarco Yeah but that isn't even the correct accusation

[Alabaster @AlabasterWyt]

@Keir_Starmer How will this stop migrants from murdering British natives?

[Alabaster @AlabasterWyt]

@CBHeresy Teachers are linked to books, and books are smart.

Through magic transient properties, teachers are smart.

[Alabaster @AlabasterWyt]

@ultras_antifaa I agree, but only because Tommy is a moderate who is the alternative to rioting and burning down the system.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[Alabaster @AlabasterWyt]

@DrewVento Its only a pare of gays, how good could they possibly be?

[Alabaster @AlabasterWyt]

@HotepJesus In self defense obviously

[Alabaster @AlabasterWyt]

@HotepJesus Oh we doing the non aggression principle now?

Don't blame me when I use nuclear weapons on the black community.

[Alabaster @AlabasterWyt]

@JimStrabo @ihyomeo We put Obama in office and actually thought we solved racism and could stop talking about it, and it just got 4X worse.

[Alabaster @AlabasterWyt]

@narindertweets Don't think they did mate.