Alaina Anchors

Dog mother. Wine lover.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

This aged like poop lettuce

[Covie @covie_93]

He's giving Iran $25 billion to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was opened for free before the war.

Art of the Deal!

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

If u don’t want your child to be gay, autistic, trans then don’t have kids.
This isn’t build a bear

[Charlotte Alter @CharlotteAlter]

We live in a country where 5-year olds go to prison for being immigrants but billionaires get favors for being pedophiles

[Covie @covie_93]

MAGA was more outraged by Cracker Barrel changing their logo than trump raping kids.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

A single ICU Nurse is worth more to society than every ICE Agent put together.

[Covie @covie_93]

In that one post trump proved that everything Rob Reiner ever said about him is true.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Things that have never ruined my day:
• Trans people existing
• Gender-neutral bathrooms
• Women in charge
• Immigrants wanting a better life
• Drag queen story time
• Pronouns
• Education
• Science and progress
• Diversity in the workplace

Things that have ruined my day:
Conservatives

[Brendan Nyhan (@BrendanNyhan on 🟦☁️) @BrendanNyhan]

Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

You know what’s way worse than living in America illegally? Raping kids and covering for people who rape kids.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Presidents that are innocent don’t have emergency meetings about dead child rape traffickers.

[Sean Casten @SeanCasten]

My wife and I pay for life insurance even though we have never died. I pay for fire insurance even though my house has never burned down. That's not because we want to throw money at insurance companies. It's because THAT'S HOW INSURANCE WORKS.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

-1,000 FLIGHTS CANCELLED
-FOOD LINES THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY
-FOOD PRICES UP
-ICE ARMY RAGING IN THE STREETS
-CONGRESS SHUT DOWN
-AMERICAN FARMERS BANKRUPT
-WHITE HOUSE PARTIALLY DEMOLISHED
-TRUMP MAKING BILLIONS ON CRYPTO

WAY TO GO #MAGA !
THIS IS THE INSANITY YOU VOTED FOR!!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

it's really time for journalists to start asking Mike Johnson meta questions during these pressers

"Speaker Johnson, on 5 different occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about major news events with serious implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker of the House to be so woefully uninformed?"

[Total Sports Enterprises @TotalSportsEnt]

HAPPY NATIONAL TIGHT END DAY!

We’re going to give a Pat FreierMUUUTH Autographed 1933 Throwback Mini Helmet to someone who reposts this post!

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If you're the Qatari royal family worth $335 billion, Trump gives you an Air Force facility in Idaho.

If you're the President of Argentina, Trump gives you a $20 billion bailout.

If you're an American whose health care premiums are about to double? Tough luck.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

TRUMP “MARIE ANTOINETTE” SAYS, “NO HEALTH CARE FOR YOU PEASANTS, BUT A BALLROOM FOR THE QUEEN!”

[Destry @DestryBrod]

I read some of the Amelia Earhart files.

It was crazy that her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files.

[Total Sports Enterprises @TotalSportsEnt]

If TJ Watt gets 2+ sacks and the #Steelers beat the Patriots today, we'll give this TJ Watt Autographed Jersey to someone who reposts this post and follows us!

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

I barely knew who Charlie Kirk was before this and now I’m legally required to praise his holy name, that’s crazy