Alameda Research v2 (Parody)

Quantitative Cryptocurrency Trading Firm 2.0 @daosdotworld #FreeSBF $AR

CA: 0x3e43cB385A6925986e7ea0f0dcdAEc06673d4e10

TG:

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#FreeSBF

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 FTX Founder Sam Bankman-Fried applies for pardon from President Trump.

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Bear market? $AR is up 400% this week WYM?

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Hey @grok generate her in this pose perfectly

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gm

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happy to return the Voyager loan and get our collateral back whenever works for voyager

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Tom Lee beat our record

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The ticker is $AR

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FTX penthouse high-riser, Samuel Bankman, free all my guys up

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I'll buy as much $AR has you have, right now, at $0.00003.

Sell me all you want.

Then go fuck off.

[SBF @SBF_FTX]

gm

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@hcn_bh We are following the Joe McCann playbook

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In.

[HyperStrategy @Hyper_Strategy]

Tier 2 is now live:
https://t.co/j4gwu08WQ2

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@AzFlin SBF needed a ABG

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Caroline and SBF have a new look

[Netflix @netflix]

Julia Garner and Anthony Boyle will portray Caroline Ellison and Sam Bankman-Fried in the new limited series The Altruists.

Two hyper-smart young idealists try to remake the global financial system in the blink of an eye...only to seduce each other into stealing $8 billion.

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@3liXBT @rwokcapital @YapTradeDAO gyap

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Administrative update: @rwokcapital was kind enough to compensate us with @YapTradeDAO tokens to our treasury to make us whole. The Remilio NFTs will still forever be in our multisig.

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@daosdotworld Remilio

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@rwokcapital

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If you are a $AR token holder feel free to use these assets for PFP, creative use, etc. They will be a public good

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These Remilio assets will forever be burned in the @AlamedaV2DAO contract. This adds to the Remilio lore.

Remilio