Alamerda.eth

Quantitative Shitcoin Trading Firm

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@DefiIgnas It took a lot of effort from us to design the PankakeSwap stablecoins risk framework

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@SmileeFinance Probably me.

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@rush_btc We need to get into this one

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These are a must have

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Yes please.

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JUST IN: #Binance commits $1 billion to assist projects in liquidity crisis.

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Sam Bankman. Fired.

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@SmileeFinance Can’t wait to provide liquidity

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Very big.

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In theaters? No, in your ass.

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@cz_binance @Eunicedwong The crypto industry is still very brown.

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Certe situazioni possono essere gestite solo sulla tazza del cesso.

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Fun fact: sono stato 52 minuti sulla tazza del cesso per scrivere questo thread.

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This is the actual Alameda Research pitch deck from 2018.
“High returns with no risks in any market conditions”.

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@3arrowscap let’s join forces.

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@realMeetKevin The Merdaverse is real.

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@gurgavin We have been running a very profitable trading strategy…

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@Ashcryptoreal Please try Alamerda Research next.

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I’ll buy all your shitcoins, right now, at 3$.

Sell me all you want.

Then go fuck off.

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The greatest comeback

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@WatcherGuru Shiba Inu is the global reserve currency

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@bitcoinarchive LOL

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