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@IsraelSpoofX Somebody make an App where I can fly an amazon drone with a hand grenade from my phone. Charge cost for material, and all my COD buddies will pay to play.

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@9mmsmg @Skkyyyyyyyyyyy Havent been home in 10 years. I actually get nervous whenever Cali is in the news, cause I know the looks are coming as if it’s my fault since I grew up there.

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@CanFamilyMan @MattWallace888 So drunk… he thought that was Air Force One

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@larryabc333 @RelatablesHQ @rawsalerts Oh yeah! Guaranteed Olympic Gold in Hockey forever, eh?

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@NHL @LAKCentral

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@johnondrasik Maybe the plan was to save up all the Playoff goals for this period

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@youneedaclue @DarylEvans15 @FoxNews For new Coach?
If so, he’s got my vote too

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@VeryRuthlesss @rawsalerts For the sandwiches, I hope. They’re my favorite

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Why do I feel the sudden urge to watch this again? #TeamAmerica

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@FakeLRonHubbard @CollinRugg Let Johnny’s teammates have this guy

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@GrantRandom Go see the #StanleyCup at the Hockey Hall of Fame in #Toronto

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@TraceyC53830350 @CeciliaCarlss11 @BBCLauraKT I’m using, What are your sauces, from now on

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@Delta why are you trying so hard to ruin my life? Been in airport for 3 days now. You missed my connection, rebooked me, delayed that flight, then cancelled it, again and again. So far the only thing you can get to fly, is my luggage, so I’m wearing the same underwear for 3 days

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@Delta @EpsPhil Hey, did they actually help you? Or is it a robot pretending they care so they dont look as bad on twitter as they do in person?

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@kingsofhockey Yikes. Bring back Kingston

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