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a.k.a. Train| @Virginia_Tech & @GeorgetownSIM| Sales @HeyJasperAI | Instagram: @AlanAnselmo| #DigitalMarketing| #SportsBiz| #TLOA| | Opinions are my own|

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@Uber @Uber_Support your driver was on the wrong floor to pick me up at Boston and charged me when they cancelled

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@away my Carry on is absolutely cooked wtf

[DΛVΣ @DoyersDave]

Panda Express workers after the Dodgers first series
#Dodgers

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Do we give #Maduro back for losing the @WBCBaseball ? #WBC

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Tbh Reta is GLP-3

[Diana S. Fleischman @sentientist]

Guy loses 10 pounds in a week after he thinks he injected himself with a GLP-1

[Hurricane Helms @ShaneHelmsCom]

Drake Maye needed her.

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[Deezy (Nick Valdez) @NickValdez]

"Tell them we're buying 1 Billion worth"

“Great, now bounce at 2021 top”

"Now sell instead"

"Good, nuke it lower"

"Perfect, now tell them Epstein invented Bitcoin, make them feel the pain"

[Alexander Newman @AlexNewman55]

Dumbest commercial I’ve ever seen. Lose some weight fat fuck!

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Insane game #nfcwildcard #packersbears

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@united hey guys you moved my seat and my wife and I are no longer sitting in the same row. Can we please adjust

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@Delta I just got denied TSA Precheck entry from your operating partner @LATAM_BRA because they don't have my KTN... absolutely insane that my delta boarding pass that visibly shows my status doesn't suffice

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A new coach for Virginia Tech, and a new home for James Franklin:

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@espn @Disney @YouTubeTV @Google @sundarpichai get your shit together how the fuck do I watch MNF?

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@Commanders this is EMBARASSING

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Lattimore fuckin sucks

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I saw the 4th and 1 after Dan Quinn’s challenge coming from a mile away. That sucked

[Andy Bitter @AndyBitterVT]

The Virginia Tech Board of Visitors has released its agenda for the Sept. 30 meeting. On it is listed the proposed increases to the #Hokies athletic department budget.

$47.1 million in increases in Fiscal Year 2026. More than $61 million in FY 2027, 2028, 2029.

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@LATAM_BRA your website and app never work 🚮

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@united delayed flight on Monday, no WiFi or ability to access the entertainment on the app on a 6+ hour flight across the country yesterday ... absolutely insane

[John Ballein Burner @J_Ballein]

Brent pry is a guy I’d love to drink beers with. I am glad he is no longer the head football coach at Virginia Tech because Brent Pry the football coach is someone I had grown to hate. I’m going to try to not dance on his grave because Brent Pry the person. But holy shit I’m happy this is over and I can’t wait to dance on Whit Babcocks and possibly Tim sands graves in a few weeks.