Alan Charlton

[Alan Charlton @AlanC_62]

Amazing

[Alan Charlton @AlanC_62]

@hahildebrand The folk of Old Sodbury are already writing a letter of complaint

[Alan Charlton @AlanC_62]

Enjoy

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

Trump's Tariff Song (Hats off to whoever made this; this must have taken forever)🤜🤛

[Alan Charlton @AlanC_62]

Yes it’s mean, yes it’s reverse racism, but it’s also metabloody funny

[Gabor Gurbacs @gaborgurbacs]

Chinese memes on American re-industrialization rolling in. lol the music. 😂

[Alan Charlton @AlanC_62]

@Britishfinest21 The slots are only for taking them out

[Alan Charlton @AlanC_62]

Like this? You’ll love bleach!

[Rubidoooo ☀️ @rubidoooo]

Never liked whiskey but after this I have to drink it 😱🫣

[Alan Charlton @AlanC_62]

@hahildebrand Only a complete fucking tool would say that

[Alan Charlton @AlanC_62]

@holland_tom … and sushi roll? I’ll get my coat

[Alan Charlton @AlanC_62]

@Jane_Mary_P I call them temporary

[Alan Charlton @AlanC_62]

@MooseAllain More power to your elbow

[Paddy Gallagher @pad_gal]

The DNA of garden ornaments is complex; they are still mapping their gene gnome…

[Alan Charlton @AlanC_62]

@holland_tom Any chance of putting the first episode (on Augustus, presumably) up? Currently it’s a teaser for a new podcast.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

-cis straight white airplane pilot
-cis straight white helicopter pilot
-cis straight white air traffic controller
-cis straight white FAA administrator fired by cis straight white president and cis straight white billionaire

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

Trump Orders Black Boxes to Be Replaced With White Boxes, Following Airline Tragedy https://t.co/Bb9U1rJfCt

[Alan Charlton @AlanC_62]

@hahildebrand As would you, had those ignorant eastern state selector bastards not ignored your gifts.

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

We are starting to believe that it's not luck and these Australian women cricketers are actually very, very good.

[Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante]

Stephen A Smith stuns the Bill Maher crowd into silence as he articulates how Democrats have no one left fighting for the American people:
SAS: "The man was impeached twice, he was convicted on 34 felony counts. The American people still said 'He's closer to normal than what we're seeing on the left.'
He's saying 'I kept my promise'
Then you turn around and look at the left and you say 'What promises did you keep?'
What voter can look at the Democrat party and say 'There's a voice for us, somebody who speaks for us, that goes up on Capitol Hill and fights the fights that we want them fighting on our behalf. They didn't do that. That's why their behinds are home, and that man is back in the White House.
He's doing what he said he was going to do."

The American people said 'We'll take the supposed 'felon' over the woman who is telling us men can get pregnant'

[Alan Charlton @AlanC_62]

@holland_tom @AuthorsCC @M_H_Taylor Presumably you’re a shoe-in for break-dancing cricketer of the year?

[Alan Charlton @AlanC_62]

@ThatEricAlper Don’t eat anything bigger than your head

[Alan Charlton @AlanC_62]

@jeremyacb I think it might be the entire middle. - ‘left’ or ‘right’