Alan

Writer. Radio broadcaster. Sext me trivia questions

[Alan @AlanGeday]

I don't think I've ever seen a Lebanese man say "khayye Ana 7or" without pointing his index finger at the side of his head

[Losing it @prophethusband]

jordan peterson looks like he would say “unhand me” if you got him in a half nelson

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

the barista waitin for u to tap the 40% tip on the iPad for ur microwaved croissant

[Pelé @Pele]

A inspiração e o amor marcaram a jornada de Rei Pelé, que faleceu no dia de hoje.

Amor, amor e amor, para sempre.
.
Inspiration and love marked the journey of King Pelé, who peacefully passed away today.

Love, love and love, forever.

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

meeting her family for the first time and her grandmother goes deathly pale and shouts the name of a monster from her country’s folklore when she sees you

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

(witnessing a man in severe psychological distress) What is bro doing 🤦‍♂️

[Alan @AlanGeday]

@AlBatrick Truly a blessed holiday season

[Alan @AlanGeday]

Merry Christmas to everybody who's been going through it this year. Blast those songs, eat and drink up, exhale and be thankful. Life's been heavy and we've all earned a break.

[Danielle Inaty @DanielleInaty]

plssss look at the beauty

[Danielle Inaty @DanielleInaty]

Hi friends! My incredible mom is making Buche De Noel this year! They taste so good so I’m happy that other people will get to experience them this year!
If you want to place your orders, either send me a message or call the numbers below!

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

this type of white person is nearly extinct since benedict cumberbatch doesn't do sherlock anymore. we should cherish every specimen we have

[uncle mom @mayamanion]

My son got a face tat. Go ahead and bottle feed, it doesn’t matter.

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

One of the best games of all time! #WorldCupFinal #ARGFRA

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

(first day as a couples counselor) is this guy bothering you

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

No it doesn’t