jellicle alan

Spontaneity • He/Him/His

[jellicle alan @AlanJG18]

THAT’S

SHOW BIZ

BABY

*jazz hands*

[rat jackson @ratjackson_]

samantha is the sex carrie is the city miranda is the the and charlotte is the &

[Terri Schuester Updates @terri_updates]

Schuester? I hardly know her

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

the heckler from hell
🎤 Rachel Bloom: Death, Let Me Do My Special premieres TOMORROW only on Netflix

[jellicle alan @AlanJG18]

@dilfisland Put Susan Collins in something and get another democratic senator in Maine

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Climate change isn’t real. Bunch of globohomo bullshit I reckon. You know what is real. A hurricane machine that spawns randomly in various parts of the deep blue sea that generates cat 4-5 hurricanes designed to punish Christians and patriots and cyber truck owners.

[jellicle alan @AlanJG18]

This cast has been so great, I have loved watching this season

[bbninjass @bbninjass]

Ladies and gentlemen, the cast of Big Brother 26 #BB26 #apple

[jellicle alan @AlanJG18]

@excusemeiquit Tbh this is one of my greatest worries moving to Chicago

[jellicle alan @AlanJG18]

grand-little spotted 👀

[Adrian College @AdrianCollege]

Dripping with pride! 💧 The homecoming parade hit different when we weathered it together.

For all photos from the 2024 Homecoming parade, visit https://t.co/z8X9JWJA70

#GDTBAB #AdrianCollege #HigherEducation #BulldogProud #homecoming2024

[charlie @chunkbardey]

“what kind of music do you like” “what do you like to cook” im sorry. i don’t know. i just don’t know. i’m sorry. i’m so sorry

[jellicle alan @AlanJG18]

@JimbyVEVO love her omg

[jellicle alan @AlanJG18]

@AlphaTauOmega Sad to hear! Condolences to his family!

[Dalton Kates @Dalton_Kates]

Tyler’s total stats for the day:

3 mimosas
5 seltzers
14 shots
24 cups of water (!!)
Half a pint of pedialyte
3 egg McMuffins
1 cheeseburger
Half a hotdog
3 bites of a burrito
1 time kicked out
9.5 hours at the bar
1 fantasy football league lost

Legend

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day ten years ago, Twitter user LuckyLuciano17k posted the photograph of himself with the caption "You know I had to do it to em"

[jellicle alan @AlanJG18]

@queerenbyepi Jealous!

[jellicle alan @AlanJG18]

Sometimes I tell my phone to do something that is useful at some point but then after a while I don’t need it anymore and it actually gets kind of annoying and I could easily turn what ever I turned off but instead I tweet about it so here we are.

[jellicle alan @AlanJG18]

@tallsnail I got this survey in Maine!

[jellicle alan @AlanJG18]

Me to every driver in New England:

[jellicle alan @AlanJG18]

@upuntil_dawn no 💝

[jellicle alan @AlanJG18]

First drum corps experience in three years!