Alan K

Rural Oregonian, dad, husband, proud LDS, BYU sports fan, closet contrarian.

[Alan K @AlanK552]

@iiTzz_Tyrell I grew up with that standard, and back then it was that bad broadcast tv. A lot more options now. VidAngel helps, I know that doesn't work in the theater but it is nice to set it and not get surprised.

[CougarStats @CougarStats]

"Who has the strongest SOS?"

"The SEC."

"Why?"

"Because they play a bunch of SEC teams."

"How good are SEC teams?"

"Really good, because they play a bunch of SEC teams."

"How do you know if SEC teams are better than teams from other conferences?"

"They are better, because they play a lot more SEC teams than teams from other conferences."

[Alan K @AlanK552]

@gwowls My hometown had a 100 year flood event.

[Alan K @AlanK552]

@ClownWorld

[Alan K @AlanK552]

@mttechsan @iiTzz_Tyrell That was excellent!

[Alan K @AlanK552]

@iiTzz_Tyrell Night Agent, about to finish the third season. Very well done.

[Alan K @AlanK552]

@FiredUpCoug Been wanting to try the root beer float version

[AuthentiKate ☂️🪔🍒 @kateiswell]

Ok, since the new update, I can’t find where to send a DM. Someone please help me. I’m old.

[Alan K @AlanK552]

@FiredUpCoug I miss Hires, it was top 3.

[Alan K @AlanK552]

@goStateISU @BarstoolBig12 OSU is where the "red" /rural kids of Oregon tend to go.

[Alan K @AlanK552]

@clintcarlos @JWMediaDC @BYUfootball Vs. Utah watch party in the gym. And also, basically just me and one other person watching in some church office in the building. (Also in Oregon).

[Alan K @AlanK552]

@FiredUpCoug I love that game.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

“If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, drive through it”

~German World Cup fan

[Alan K @AlanK552]

@FiredUpCoug The collapse of parenting by Sax, Anxious Generation by Haight

[Alan K @AlanK552]

@janetha262122 @BYUGuy87 I'm high key generally annoyed by SAS and wonder why he infests so much air time.

[Alan K @AlanK552]

@HeHateUofL @KySportsRadio

[Alan K @AlanK552]

@FiredUpCoug That's a solid number, I consider it an absolute win.

[Alan K @AlanK552]

When people say I'm not a Christian because I don't fit their club's definition

[Alan K @AlanK552]

@mcsuggafree Not a bad take, as an active LDS I don't care about being a part of the "group."

[Brett Cain @BrettWCain]

There are a lot of people who expend their energy in trying to tear down other people’s faith. I don’t care what people have to say about what we believe. We should be the best examples of followers of Christ that we can be.