Alan Mashod

Ask me!

[MiLo SuaM @milosuam]

Rakyat Malaysia merindui kepimpinan DS @anwaribrahim

[Tan Yee Kew @drtyk]

Kami buat semakan pintu ke pintu, seramai 40 pengundi ragu tinggal di Batu.

Majoriti mereka adalah ahli Umno, DIBAYAR untuk UBAH ALAMAT dan mereka diberitahu akan ada bas bawa mereka mengundi pada hari mengundi

[MiLo SuaM @milosuam]

Keluarga Sharizat dapat RM250 juta untuk buat projek lembu skala besar, supaya harga daging lembu jadi murah.

Tapi harga daging melambung tinggi, Sharizat dan Family senang lenang balun duit rakyat @rafiziramli masuk penjara kerana dedahkan skandal.

[allozymes @allozymes]

Bosanlah hari ni

[Tan Yee Kew @drtyk]

Siri baru penipuan pengundi di Hutan Melintang?

https://t.co/GILthA4BXP

[Alan Mashod @AlanMashod]

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

[Alan Mashod @AlanMashod]

If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.

[Utusan Merapu @Utusan_Merapu]

Azwan Ali diharap dapat ketuai Puteri Umno Malaysia dekati golongan jejaka muda, agar berminat sertai parti itu

[MiLo SuaM @milosuam]

Sheila Majid (@SheilaMajid) timbulkan isu kos sara hidup, pekerjaan dan matawang lemah. Tak tuduh siapa-siapa, tapi kenapa tentera maya Umno dan BN meroyan, tergigit cili ke? 🤣

[Alan Mashod @AlanMashod]

Every woman needs a man that will ruin their lipstick and n0t their mascara.

[Alan Mashod @AlanMashod]

Think twice before reserving a space in your heart for people who don’t make an effort to stay.

[Alan Mashod @AlanMashod]

Gravitation is not responsible for falling in love.

[Alan Mashod @AlanMashod]

A BOY will make his girl jealous of other women. A Real MAN will make other women; jealous of his girl.

[Alan Mashod @AlanMashod]

I WISH i could be a status, so you could LIKE me.

[Alan Mashod @AlanMashod]

Love means never having to say you are sorry.

[Alan Mashod @AlanMashod]

@AinaSyarif Oklah tu...

[Alan Mashod @AlanMashod]

@AinaSyarif OMG!

[Alan Mashod @AlanMashod]

Could it be true that love is pain and pain is love.

[Shamsul Iskandar Mohd Akin @shamsuliskandar]

Burung merpati terbang sekawan, Hinggap seekor di atas dahan, Bagaimana hendak bertarung seperti anak jantan, Kalau berani lepaskanlah dari tahanan. @anwaribrahim @NajibRazak

[Alan Mashod @AlanMashod]

Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.