AlanPartridgeQuotes

Supplying regular quotes from Mr Alan Partridge. Why search for Partridge quotes when we provide them?

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Single-hand Sue there, tackling the buffet. She's like a human JCB.

[Paddy Daly @Paddo9]

@AccidentalP @AlanPQuotes

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Well he was a cunt.

[kloots @m_c_f_c__]

@AlanPQuotes @FansOfPartridge @AccidentalP

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A cup of beans?

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Who invented the skip?

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I suppose they'd just hang you from another tree...

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Lynn, some of these people have come from Stoke...

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Mousse from a bowl is nice but to put it on a person is demented.

[Caffers @ItsCaffers]

There may be superficial damage to the box but the chocolate is perfectly edible. @AlanPQuotes https://t.co/dnzMasKSdf

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This is great banter. It really is... https://t.co/b4J4xzlzUj

[Robbie Savage @RobbieSavage8]

Just switched over adverts are on England must be 2 or 3 up surely by now ,, what's the score 😂👍🏻

[Tracy Park @TracyDixon100]

@AlanPQuotes @SteveCooogan Supper inspired by Michael 👍

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No offence, Lynn, but your life's technically not worth insuring.

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Just sack Pat.

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I don’t sweat because I use Lynx Africa!

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That's hot floppy bread.

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Don't sing Susan, it sounds bad.

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Oooohhhhhh mince!

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Let's not get into who hit who or, you know, who may have deserved it.