Paddy Daly

King of DIY ...not to mention mischievous artist...

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[Paddy Daly @Paddo9]

A bloody 'ate cyclists

[Samplo Corvodina of Streatham @TreborRhurbarb]

Tfw Diana Ross converts her penalty tonight

[WhoRemembersPod @whorememberspod]

As mentioned on the podcast — the funniest commentary moment of all time.

Mark Saggers, TalkSport, 2010.

[Y @tinscognito__]

Thinking about this cracking tweet today

[Dev Bajwa @ammandev]

In context, I think Jadon Sancho is the worst pound-for-pound signing in our history.

I’m just glad it’s over.

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"Ha, those Protestants, up to no good as usual."

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Actually laughed out loud I fear

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

“America, you are hosting a World Cup,
May I suggest ‘a positive & happy World Cup for all’?

You have entered ‘GUNS & RACISM’”

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

All the worst, mate. @Sanchooo10

[CorkCity1185 @1185City]

Kevin Bridges blames blokes like John Terry for Scotland supporting 'Anyone But England' at the World Cup. "He looks like the kind of guy if he never made it as a footballer you would see him outside a pub in Tenerife going 'do u guys want a free shot?'" Celtic v Chelsea

[ET Heisenberg @UtdHeisenberg_]

Fearne: "So what's the plan this summer, Harry?"

Maguire: "Full pre-season, prepare for United, play poker with Carrick, Holland and Bryan 'Booty' Boomo, and enjoy the rare experience of watching Twitter blame someone else when England inevitably go home."

[IrishPropaganda🇮🇪⚽️ @IrishPropaganda]

The vice captain of England is a fenian

[Cantona Collars AKA Larry @Cantona_Collars]

#OnThisDay 8th of June 1990:

Manchester United sign Denis Irwin from Oldham Athletic for £650,000.12 years.

529 appearances. 19 trophies.

Not a bad return.

And this signing photo is brilliant. It genuinely looks like Denis is introducing the new manager to Old Trafford. 😂

[EINSTEIN ADONIS @EinsteinAdonis]

It’s one big sewer, folks - and you’re not in it.

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Patrick Dorgu's goal catalogue is getting ridiculous 😭🔥

What a strike to put Denmark 1-0 up against Ukraine this evening! ⚽️

#MUFC

[Tony Montana @9mmScorpion]

4 years ahead of his time

[Cantona Collars AKA Larry @Cantona_Collars]

Regarding the above👆

Real Madrid's president Santiago Bernabeu arranged a home & away friendly with Manchester United to help generate funds for our club in the aftermath of Munich

Here he is was laying flowers at Eddie Coleman's grave (the youngest victim of the Air Disaster)

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

It’s happened again. 😂

[AFC_Dan @Dan7Bow]

Why did we trust the only nation on the planet that calls football ‘soccer’ to understand the concept of a shootout

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions