Alan Whitby

[Alan Whitby @AlanWhitby_Lear]

@JoFlint5 @JasonManford “I don’t condone what he did but I applaud what he did”

Gotcha

[Alan Whitby @AlanWhitby_Lear]

@AndyRobsonTips Lovely ol’ job. Cheers Andy 👍

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@ChesterfieldFC @Chelsearory will appreciate this

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@OliviaBuzaglo @JohnTerry26 He’s not gonna sha…actually.

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@rossy @libertines

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@Tesco @NoContextBrits You should definitely drop ‘Express’, ‘Extra’ etc and just call them ‘Big Tesco’ and ‘Little Tesco’ like the rest of us do

[Alan Whitby @AlanWhitby_Lear]

@DerekTwiggMP has just asked the exact question I wanted asking in the House of Commons.

Why would it be necessary for Allegra Stratton to be prepped for questions about a specific Christmas party if it never happened?

[Alan Whitby @AlanWhitby_Lear]

@TheGafferTapes “The best thing since life’s bread”

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@AndyRobsonTips Lovely end to a great weekend. Cheers Andy 👍🏻

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Can’t believe there are still people going on about “Sterling’s dive”. It made absolutely zero difference to the outcome. Kane missed the penalty. We went on to score from open play.

[Alan Whitby @AlanWhitby_Lear]

@BeckyMunroe1 @piersmorgan Nope. For the same reason the NHS don’t refuse help to smokers or people who weren’t wearing a seatbelt. They are not a charity who can decide where their resources go. They exist to offer non-discriminate care

[Daniel Gibson @Dan_Gibson365]

“So I went into his office this morning and I was like, resign or I walk and now look where we are. Have I saved football? I’d like to think so”

[Alan Whitby @AlanWhitby_Lear]

@sgevans No “Little Slugs”?!
He’s missed a trick

#SuperLeague
@DavidBrentMovie

[Alan Whitby @AlanWhitby_Lear]

I wonder if refs are going to be called up to be Super Refs?? That has got Mike Dean written all over it 🕺🏻
#SuperLeague

[Alan Whitby @AlanWhitby_Lear]

Two extracts I remember reading from #TheSecretFootballer in 2012. He was definitely on to something. @TSF @guardian @guardian_sport

[Alan Whitby @AlanWhitby_Lear]

@_theironstove @ZubyMusic @Pacificklaus He’s referring to the people who send him hate and abuse. So in other words HIS bullies.
The internet has allowed the most feeble of people to become bullies without the fear of physical retaliation

[Alan Whitby @AlanWhitby_Lear]

@Aylaxxo I agree it would be nice to have that maths done for us but it is not the companies making that deduction. They are having to fork out the full £25k, £35k etc.
What then gets deducted from that has nothing to do with them.

[Alan Whitby @AlanWhitby_Lear]

@michaelwills35 @_blkelly I have a young daughter. I hope that in 10 years time when she starts going out on her own, we would have figured out how to rid the world of cunts. But if we haven’t, I will teach her to look after herself. Should I have to? No. But I will.

[Alan Whitby @AlanWhitby_Lear]

@SkyBet could you give me the odds that we’ll see Mark Noble pulling out the J Lingz hand sign at some point before the season is out? #RequestABet

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@jacffc Just bought some in Tesco today mate