Alan Wood

Observer of nincompoopery, survivor of every panic (so far), Dad, hybrid Chicago / Milwaukee sports fan.

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@carmendefalco I’m not 100% on this rule, but I don’t think you’re allowed to drop an f-bomb in a post that also has a picture of the pope. 😁 #worthit

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Hey @Minecraft crew: we can’t be the first ones to tell you this, but the latest Bedrock edition update for the Switch is a crashing machine. Daughter & I building in creative, crashing constantly and not saving. 😬 @MojangSupport

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I didn’t realize that @Giannoulias was a loon. I respected his work as Secretary of State until I started seeing his commercials. “Trump and MAGA have been using this Flock technology to track women seeking abortions”? What? Clown show. Digging @joeforchicago.

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@PhilChampp @benshapiro Wait - you’re saying circumcision is genital mutilation, equivalent to having your dick turned inside out? I’ve now heard everything…

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@Cagliostro62898 @benshapiro You don’t need a doctorate to realize the difference between trimming foreskin and turning your dick inside out. This is so stupid.

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@nut_history

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@Thrifting4Good @PritzkerMoney Is Elon an elected official, or did I miss something? Does Elon work for the people who voted for him? My IQ dropped a few points reading this comment.

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@ElizabethAI_1 Holy shit is this awful. Filled with bots replying “great”, too.

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@CrainsChicago Is he just going to bitch about Trump, or will he actually focus on fixing what ails Chicago?

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@thekapman Cubs and Sox both in last place at the 15 game mark…😢 (Cubs only played 14…but 2 games back of 4th)

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@ThomasSowell What happened to her? Looks like someone dropped a nuke on her face…(sorry, I just don’t get it)

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@jake4451029844 @DefiantLs We were all more mature than this in high school. 😳

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@clchi97 @AdamHoge Are you related to Pritzker? 👀

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@people Never understood why it upsets people. Sitting for 2+ hours straight sucks. My ass and back want a break. The plane is parked. Who cares?

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@HackItMax @JDVance @pulitzercenter The Vice President? That’s not really what a VP does. It gets turned over to the USAO for Minnesota, and the IRS I believe.

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@BasedTorba @VivekGRamaswamy There are some good points made, but an awful lot of cognitively biased cherry picking along the way. Francis Bacon would be studying you as a case in confirmation bias.

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@WaddleandSilvy So what happened to them breaking ground in 2025? I mean, Illinois does suck…I get it, but we’ve been analyzing this for years already. Make a decision and let’s go.

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@people Why do you post this garbage? I don’t get it.

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@Zulaila82153837 @Photomusicrock He died of AIDS - and it wasn’t from needles. 😳

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@bresla_linda @people Do you really believe this? Want to talk to my wife about it? Or are you too busy killing babies?