Alan Clarke

Just a crazy person trying to act normal.

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

@endavant_1994 @Simon_Breezer @IGN Exactly what they don't want you to do.

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

@GSpellchecker @Simon_Breezer @IGN That's their issue, they've wanted to do this for a long time, same with Xbox, but they needed the brick and mortar stores who threatened to stop selling their consoles if they did it. If they know that they sell more consoles online now, there's no reason not to do it anymore.

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

Moving a dining table chair in a Centre Parcs lodge.
#centreparcs

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

New (soon to be looking very old) kettle for the woods 🌳🌲🫖☕

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

🕺💃🪩🕺💃

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

#Halloween

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

Keeping busy in the woods⛓️🪚

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

May the 4th be with you

#StarWarsDay #Maythe4thBeWithYou

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

Fantastic two day, one to one course making a knife from start to finish at York Knife, If you're looking for a gift for that 'hard to buy for' person I highly recommend it!!

https://t.co/lvIaNqlUUE

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

Second day of a one to one knife making course

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

First day of a one to one knife making course

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

@RealEmirHan Skeletor mirror smash 🪞

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

@itvMLshow Amazon free delivery if you pick it up at a nearby Amazon locker at any price, handy if you pass one on your daily commute

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

That's the zipline finally finished 😁

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

@aakancvedi @engineers_feed No, it just turned blue.

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

@Luana33HK Colonel Jack O'Neill: [about Sam] She, uh, she tried to seduce me.

Dr. Daniel Jackson:

Oh. You poor man.

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

I thought Black Mirror was now on Netflix #MiracleMeat

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

Free periodic table pen from Hull's Pint of Science #Pint23

[Alan Clarke @Alan_Clarke]

Do I need goggles sitting this close 🧪🔬
#pint23